Stig Arrested for DUI

[MontanaRabbit]

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I learned something today. I learned what Joose is.

I didn't say I learned anything **useful** today, but I guess I can check that off my daily list now.

I'm gonna pick one up on my way home. See what all the fuss is about.

[BigGoosie13]

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I can't wait to see the crowd signs they come up with in Fargo.

I will be seriously disappointed in their student bodies if there is buttload of Joose related content during game week and game day.

[filbert]

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I learned something today. I learned what Joose is.

I didn't say I learned anything **useful** today, but I guess I can check that off my daily list now.

[Nidaros]

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For real.

I mean, what's even open at 11:30pm on a sunday? Taco Johns? McDonalds? Who knows what kind of hunger the Joose can prodoose I guess.

That I was wondering too, once upon a time, the Pheasant was open till about 3:00 AM and a lovelly crowd always made the scene. My second DUI was kind of like this. I remember my first beer and recall The Last Call at 2:00 am in suburban Dayton Ohio. I went to an all night grocery store, and got nailed driving into the parking lot. Not driving in a straight pattern, so the officer told me.

I am sure no one feels more horrible about this incident than Stig himself. The guy does have feelings too. Nobody cared about the details of my DUI and last drinks in 1973.

[CappinHard]

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Seriously, our 61 year old coach drinks Joose. God rest his soul when we play in Fargo and Vermillion.

I thought the most unbelievable part of the story would be that Stig would actually choose to drink and drive... the fact that that he was drinking Joose blows my mind. Most college kids would look at Joose and say "ha, I don't even drink that stuff".

[Evolution Prime]

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Seriously, our 61 year old coach drinks Joose. God rest his soul when we play in Fargo and Vermillion.

I can't wait to see the crowd signs they come up with in Fargo.

[RowdyRabbit]

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Stig driving a Malibu - not surprising...

Stig sipping on Joose, getting hungry and deciding to drive into town to get food, going off the road and getting stuck in a ditch - what the actual f***?

For real.

I mean, what's even open at 11:30pm on a sunday? Taco Johns? McDonalds? Who knows what kind of hunger the Joose can prodoose I guess.

[BigGoosie13]

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Stig driving a Malibu - not surprising...

Stig sipping on Joose, getting hungry and deciding to drive into town to get food, going off the road and getting stuck in a ditch - what the actual f***?

Seriously, our 61 year old coach drinks Joose. God rest his soul when we play in Fargo and Vermillion.

[MontanaRabbit]

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Stig driving a Malibu - not surprising...

Stig sipping on Joose, getting hungry and deciding to drive into town to get food, going off the road and getting stuck in a ditch - what the actual f***?

CANDY BARS!!!

[cityleaguesniper]

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Stig driving a Malibu - not surprising...

Stig sipping on Joose, getting hungry and deciding to drive into town to get food, going off the road and getting stuck in a ditch - what the actual f***?

Right? Seems like a no-brainer that he'd blown well by .08 if he's volunteering to a cop that he was drinking Joose with his car stuck in a ditch.

[CappinHard]

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Joose in a Malibu?

That is embarrassing.

Stig driving a Malibu - not surprising...

Stig sipping on Joose, getting hungry and deciding to drive into town to get food, going off the road and getting stuck in a ditch - what the actual f***?

[Nidaros]

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This is a competition I will gladly concede to you!

Thanks it had an impact and there are some on here who are saying "Here we go again" so I will spare everyone my story.

[cityleaguesniper]

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Joose in a Malibu?

That is embarrassing.

[BitsTD]

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Not a passing grade. Years ago I think I racked a higher one.

This is a competition I will gladly concede to you!

[Nidaros]

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Not sure, but I think they do both. When I was in this situation in Brookings County in January of 1999 we did both. But I blew a .226.

Not a passing grade. Years ago I think I racked a higher one.