It runs in the family...

[thebluehatman]

Conversation between father and a son after hitting a coyote on the interstate:
Son: Daddy, you hit a dog.
Dad: No Johnny, I hit a coyote.
Son: What's a Coyote daddy?
Dad: Well Johnny, coyotes are dumb creatures. They want to be noticed by people. So they attack farm animals in pastures, and farmers catch them and kill them.
Son: Poor animals daddy. Why are they so dumb?
Dad: God just creatured some dumb animals like coyotes so animals like the jackrabbit and the bison have something to laugh at when they see their carcasses.
Son: Can we run over the coyote again Daddy? Pleaseeeeeee!!!!
Dad: Sure, the dumb little creature is already dead. But Mommy won't like a bloody car.
Son: That's ok Daddy. She went to Augustana, she hates Coyotes.

[NightHawk78]

Re: It runs in the family...

LMAO for my 1,250th post...I'll give you some rep points once I give some more out...

[1stRowFANatic]

Re: It runs in the family...

The last line was awesome, rep points given

[Coyote_Fan]

Re: It runs in the family...

Of course it's much easier to focus on the rare event of having a Coyote become road kill. What should be focused on is that there are one-hundred times more rabbits being killed on South Dakota road ways. That Coyote died happy with 3 jackrabbits inside his stomach at time of death, just like this Coyote Fan will die happy with 3 times more D1 Coyote Victories in football and mens basketball against the Jackasses when I meet my time.

[NorCalJack]

Re: It runs in the family...

What should be focused on is that there are one-hundred times more rabbits being killed on South Dakota road ways.

There are also 100 rabbit fans for every 'Yote fan.

See more rabbits...

[SiouxFallsJack]

Re: It runs in the family...

Of course it's much easier to focus on the rare event of having a Coyote become road kill. What should be focused on is that there are one-hundred times more rabbits being killed on South Dakota road ways. That Coyote died happy with 3 jackrabbits inside his stomach at time of death, just like this Coyote Fan will die happy with 3 times more D1 Coyote Victories in football and mens basketball against the Jackasses when I meet my time.

Please provide link regarding roadkill.

[RodentiaX1]

Re: It runs in the family...

Yes, the Coyote rushes onto the freeway to take on the rumbling truck that is D-I, saying "This is easy!". And then gets run over by reality.

[Jacks#1Fan]

Re: It runs in the family...

Yes, the Coyote rushes onto the freeway to take on the rumbling truck that is D-I, saying "This is easy!". And then gets run over by reality.

Looks to me like USD should be going to the NSIC and UNO should head for D-I. Poor coyotes...really feel sorry for them...their smart talk all smacked down as they are manhandled by the Mavericks. And they displayed it all for the TV audience to see!