
Conversation between father and a son after hitting a coyote on the interstate:
Son: Daddy, you hit a dog.
Dad: No Johnny, I hit a coyote.
Son: What's a Coyote daddy?
Dad: Well Johnny, coyotes are dumb creatures. They want to be noticed by people. So they attack farm animals in pastures, and farmers catch them and kill them.
Son: Poor animals daddy. Why are they so dumb?
Dad: God just creatured some dumb animals like coyotes so animals like the jackrabbit and the bison have something to laugh at when they see their carcasses.
Son: Can we run over the coyote again Daddy? Pleaseeeeeee!!!!
Dad: Sure, the dumb little creature is already dead. But Mommy won't like a bloody car.
Son: That's ok Daddy. She went to Augustana, she hates Coyotes.

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