Top Excuses for an SDSU win Saturday

[JackJD]

Re: Top Excuses for an SDSU win Saturday

Just think of laws as more of guidelines and it is easier to swallow.

That was good. Rep pts given.

[JackJD]

Re: Top Excuses for an SDSU win Saturday

I realize the game is in Fargo,but the Bison fans will still probably blame it on the bathroom facilities in the tailgating lot in Brookings.

Also good...more rep pts.

[poppa1]

Re: Top Excuses for an SDSU win Saturday

The best team doesn't always win.

[RowdyRabbit]

Re: Top Excuses for an SDSU win Saturday

"If we still had the Fab Four"

"If we still had Walker"

"Roehl would've ran all over that defense."

"Vigen needs to go."

"If the defense had the offense's back"

"If the Fargodome nazis would let us stand and cheer"

"Somebody make that freakin family in the endzone stop dressing up like big bird and distracting our players."

[WestSideRabbit]

Re: Top Excuses for an SDSU win Saturday

Roehl's elbow wasn't down....errrr wrong year
Punt returner signaled fair catch....errr wrong year
Stig endangered the life of a player....errr wrong year

[RowdyRabbit]

Re: Top Excuses for an SDSU win Saturday

It wasn't a fumble, but you can't see that because of the red turf.

[SiouxFallsJack]

Re: Top Excuses for an SDSU win Saturday

A Bison fan upset with fans standing in front of her, shakes her knitting needle at them and it flies out of her hand poking Marcus Williams in the eye and Sumner goes on to throw for 400 yards and 5 TD's.

[yoteforever]

Re: Top Excuses for an SDSU win Saturday

The USD game took it out of us.

[NoVaJack]

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Jacks fans bring the porta-potties up, plop them down near the entrances of Indoor Football Facility, Bison Nation so outraged and discombobulated that Jacks win in a game forever known as Potty Bowl.

[NoVaJack]

Re: Top Excuses for an SDSU win Saturday

The USD game took it out of us.

That's a nice bank shot there, YF. Points coming your way.

[JackJD]

Re: Top Excuses for an SDSU win Saturday

Those tubby guys wearing the yellow hard hats had too much to drink at tailgating and slept through the first half.

[SturgisJeff]

Re: Top Excuses for an SDSU win Saturday

the florescent lights got in our receivers eyes.
the ventilation fan was blowing the wrong way.
during that critical tying field goal attempt someone opened a door in the endzone and the glare from the florescent light got in our kickers eyes and the breeze from it being opened blew the ball off course
we asked the police not to come in uniforms but one did and scared half the team and they didn't want to go to the endzone where he was standing.

were disappointed when Bohl told them they couldn't wear throwback uniforms from the glory years, were really disappointed when the equipment manager told them they were wearing those very same uniforms every game. (they just sew on new logos every year to make the team think they are wearing new stuff.)

[bigticket1]

Re: Top Excuses for an SDSU win Saturday

It's hard to fit all those bulky pads under orange jump suits and stay mobile.

[Jacked_Up]

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Some key Bison players suffered hand cramps because they were up late writing fake signatures on documents.

[Jacked_Up]

Re: Top Excuses for an SDSU win Saturday

Some other Bison players were late for the game because there was a TV rerun of a UND hockey game.