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  • #1

    Top Excuses for an SDSU win Saturday

    No Bison Smack yet???

    My candidates for some Bison excuses if SDSU pulls off an upset:

    -Jensen

    -Deer opener

    -Officials (that's refs for any Bison fans reading)

    -Low student turnout

    -Still partying from National Championship
    “I used to be with it. But then they changed what it was. Now what I’m with isn’t it, and what’s it seems scary and wierd. It’ll happen to you.” — Abe Simpson
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  • #2
    Re: Top Excuses for an SDSU win Saturday

    Oh, one more:

    -Nate Wolters' dad
    “I used to be with it. But then they changed what it was. Now what I’m with isn’t it, and what’s it seems scary and wierd. It’ll happen to you.” — Abe Simpson

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    • #3
      Re: Top Excuses for an SDSU win Saturday

      A hanging chad....

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      • #4
        Re: Top Excuses for an SDSU win Saturday

        Even a blind squirrel can find a nut every once in a while
        "This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time." -Tyler Durden

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        • #5
          Re: Top Excuses for an SDSU win Saturday

          What are you talking about, the Bison won't lose, they are BY FAR the best team in the FCS this year, I mean Look at the schedule they have played, it is SO MUCH stronger than ours. And honestly they way they have been winning, just has been blowing teams away. There is no chance the Jacks win this, none at all.
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          I threw up a little bit in my mouth typing this

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          • #6
            Re: Top Excuses for an SDSU win Saturday

            My favorite.....we didn't execute or play the game the way we are capable of playing.Everyone who loses says this!

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            • #7
              Re: Top Excuses for an SDSU win Saturday

              It could be that some of the players are late for the game due to post election parties. There are a few players on the Bison team who are active in politics
              Best to remember these are kids and they are doing everything they can to entertain us, be scholars, and all in all be great humans. Jackedforlife

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              • #8
                Re: Top Excuses for an SDSU win Saturday

                ...Season ticket holders just sit in their seats and won't cheer.

                ...public address announcer forgot to lead cheers

                ...screw-up in releasing players on work release from jail

                and, of course, when all other excuses seem hollow: blame UND.

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                • #9
                  Re: Top Excuses for an SDSU win Saturday

                  Nick Mertens
                  "The most rewarding things you do in life, are often the ones that look like they cannot be done.” Arnold Palmer

                  Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Top Excuses for an SDSU win Saturday

                    SDSU qb gets a concussion, but goes back in the game when needed...because he is needed...and Stig would never do anything unethical. Oh wait...this is a few years old. My bad. Should be a fun week. Will have to stop back with better ammo.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Top Excuses for an SDSU win Saturday

                      Originally posted by TransAmBison View Post
                      SDSU qb gets a concussion, but goes back in the game when needed...because he is needed...and Stig would never do anything unethical. Oh wait...this is a few years old. My bad. Should be a fun week. Will have to stop back with better ammo.
                      We expect much better out of you. like how your coaches expect the team to be upstanding quaility non law breaks citizens........
                      "The most rewarding things you do in life, are often the ones that look like they cannot be done.” Arnold Palmer

                      Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Top Excuses for an SDSU win Saturday

                        Originally posted by goon View Post
                        We expect much better out of you. like how your coaches expect the team to be upstanding quaility non law breaks citizens........
                        Just think of laws as more of guidelines and it is easier to swallow.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Top Excuses for an SDSU win Saturday

                          Originally posted by SF_Rabbit_Fan View Post
                          Oh, one more:

                          -Nate Wolters' dad
                          Must spread rep before giving it to SF Rabbit Fan again.
                          Disclaimer: This post may contain assumptions and/or opinions related to Jackrabbit Athletics.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Top Excuses for an SDSU win Saturday

                            Originally posted by OldHare View Post
                            It could be that some of the players are late for the game due to post election parties. There are a few players on the Bison team who are active in politics

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                            Disclaimer: This post may contain assumptions and/or opinions related to Jackrabbit Athletics.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Top Excuses for an SDSU win Saturday

                              I realize the game is in Fargo,but the Bison fans will still probably blame it on the bathroom facilities in the tailgating lot in Brookings.

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