TAB Humor

[thumper_76]

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Great joke, TAB, except that your "tired of going through life without an education" premise is demonstrably flawed.

1. I graduated from SDSU.
B. You attended NDSU.
and, therefore, III. Only one of us is going through life without an education and of course we all know who that is.

Just curious as to the use of the letter B and ten switching to Roman numerals for 3? Does not help the flow of your smack, and flow is very important in smack.

[TransAmBison]

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Just curious as to the use of the letter B and ten switching to Roman numerals for 3? Does not help the flow of your smack, and flow is very important in smack.

It was an intentional set of mistakes...thus going with the theme of lack of education. It was clever...I enjoyed.

[TransAmBison]

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South Dakota Computer Terms

Log On: Makin' the wood stove hotter.
Log Off: Don't add no wood.
Monitor: Keepin' an eye on the wood stove.
Download: Gettin' the firewood off the pickup.
Mega Hertz: When yer not careful down loadin'.
Floppy Disk: Whatcha git from pilin' too much firewood.
Ram: The hydrolic thingy that splits the firewood.
Hard Drive: Getting' home in the winter season.
Prompt: What you wish the mail was in the winter.
Windows: What to shut when it's below 15 below.
Screen: What 'cha need for the black fly season.
Byte: That's what the flies do.
Chip: What to munch on.
Micro Chip: What's left in the bottom of the bag.
Infrared: Where the left-overs go when Fred's around.
Modem: What 'cha did to the hay fields.
Dot Matrix: Farmer Matrix's wife.
Lap Top: Where little kids feel comfy.
Keyboard: Where ya hang your keys.
Software: Them plastic eatin' utensils.
Mouse: Whats eats the horses grain.
Main Frame: Hold up the barn roof.
Port: Fancy wine.
Enter: C'mon in.
Random Access Memory: You can't remember whatcha' paid for that new rifle when your wife asks.

[RabbitObsessed]

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