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Well, the staff meeting/conference call/belligerent screaming session for JacksBasketball.com concluded with few conclusions, save for one about this weekend's game at USD.
We're hoping for a great orgy of dead rabbits and produce, since this will be the last instance for such festivities to happen. The issuance of free T-shirts for USD students sporting the "Beat State not your wife" outfit was a stellar move. We are always fond of handing out free t-shirts to people who wear offensive ones. Mad props, in the parlance of our time, to the USD think tank.
Maybe instead of tossing dead vermin, the USD people could also hand out rib roasts and marinated pork loins to anyone willing to trade in a dead rabbit at the door.
No word if Chris Solari will prolapse in glee when/if he sees a flying meat department on the floor of the Dakota Dome. However, as a true test of the crowd, we're sending our only competent writer to USD decorated head to toe in blue and gold. Our sources at the U scored some rather saucy reserved seats in the USD section, in which we hope to plant the human megaphone and JacksBB superfan.
We're hoping for a great orgy of dead rabbits and produce, since this will be the last instance for such festivities to happen. The issuance of free T-shirts for USD students sporting the "Beat State not your wife" outfit was a stellar move. We are always fond of handing out free t-shirts to people who wear offensive ones. Mad props, in the parlance of our time, to the USD think tank.
Maybe instead of tossing dead vermin, the USD people could also hand out rib roasts and marinated pork loins to anyone willing to trade in a dead rabbit at the door.
No word if Chris Solari will prolapse in glee when/if he sees a flying meat department on the floor of the Dakota Dome. However, as a true test of the crowd, we're sending our only competent writer to USD decorated head to toe in blue and gold. Our sources at the U scored some rather saucy reserved seats in the USD section, in which we hope to plant the human megaphone and JacksBB superfan.
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