Stig Arrested for DUI

[goon]

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This thread has turned into gold!

why is it called the upward spiraling pigtail?

[CappinHard]

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and I will also say what is joose? apparently I am not up on alcohol since I have been out of college.

It's basically vodka and red bull in a can. (it's malt liquor, so it's not vodka, but you get the idea)

[BigGoosie13]

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There's a huge opportunity here... I know Budweiser wants to get into the Stadium, but we let Joose sponsor it instead. To get the crowd pumped up before the game, we watch Stig shotgun a full Joose can in his corner office right before the players run out.

Get him in a tracksuit and he will lead us to many Championships like legendary Blue Mountain State coach Marty Daniels.

[CappinHard]

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why is it called the upward spiraling pigtail?

https://youtu.be/am5xHsr829U?t=56s

[slosho]

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Let's be serious only people trying to get smashed drink that garbage. Him drinking that is almost more mind-boggling than the event itself. The only question I have beyond that is does he drink Four Loko also since it's pretty much the same garbage?

New song to enter the field with. Gin and juice?

Gin and Juice https://g.co/kgs/gVtgkQ

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[2002jack]

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What 61 year old man drinks Joose? He may actually have a problem that requires counseling.


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[Southeast]

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Back when I was a 61 year old football coach we drank Boone’s Farm and Zima. Damn kids these days......

[OldHare]

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Let's be serious only people trying to get smashed drink that garbage. Him drinking that is almost more mind-boggling than the event itself. The only question I have beyond that is does he drink Four Loko also since it's pretty much the same garbage?

New song to enter the field with. Gin and juice?

Gin and Juice https://g.co/kgs/gVtgkQ

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Some may believe that anyone drinking any alcohol is trying to get smashed. I know a gal who only will drink a particular sweet SD made wine which is not my glass of merlot, but she is lucky to finish a glass before pushing it aside saying that she has drunk enough. It is horrible stuff. Some people drink Keystone as well. That is not exactly my notion of enjoying a beer. I would lean to the argument that Stig is a novice on the finer liquors at the Brookings Municipal Liquor

[da_coach]

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I was under the impression that Coach Stig didn't drink. (I believe I'd heard it, either in print, or maybe it was from someone's lips that "he's never touched a drop.")

As someone who hung up his drinking mug several years ago... I hope Coach Stig is alright, and has learned his lesson.

[BigGoosie13]

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Some may believe that anyone drinking any alcohol is trying to get smashed. I know a gal who only will drink a particular sweet SD made wine which is not my glass of merlot, but she is lucky to finish a glass before pushing it aside saying that she has drunk enough. It is horrible stuff. Some people drink Keystone as well. That is not exactly my notion of enjoying a beer. I would lean to the argument that Stig is a novice on the finer liquors at the Brookings Municipal Liquor

Real men drink Keystone Ice.

[goon]

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https://youtu.be/am5xHsr829U?t=56s

I know where its from, officer slater. I was trying to think of the movie quote from officer Micheals and Mclovin say to Officer slater.

[BigGoosie13]

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Tomorrow morning there is going to be some business analyst sitting in his cubicle at the Joose headquarters trying to figure out why there was a large one day spike in sales in South Dakota.

[Evolution Prime]

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Him drinking that is almost more mind-boggling than the event itself.

[CappinHard]

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I know where its from, officer slater. I was trying to think of the movie quote from officer Micheals and Mclovin say to Officer slater.

Ha, that's why I posted it... I even cued up his answer to the question "Why's it called that?". You can rewind a bit to see the rest.

[RowdyRabbit]

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I think he better get someone to review his taxes before he turns them in as well.