OMG Bill Simmons is the greatest

[da_coach]

anyone read Bill Simmons columns on espn page 2?

He has to be the funniest sportswriter ever.

a classic example of his work:
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2...=simmons/vault

[EQguy]

Re: OMG Bill Simmons is the greatest

Coach, I am a huge Simmons fan also, although I have to temper him a bit as I am a Yankee fan.

This is an excerpt from his diary of day one of the playoffs yesterday:
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/simmons/index

All right, I'll ask: Is there a reason why the Giambino always looks like he just finished having raucous sex with a stripper in a 110-degree room at the Motel 6 in Vegas at 4:30 in the morning? I mean, he is COVERED in sweat. It's unbelievable. He looks like Ray Liotta in the last 30 minutes of "Goodfellas."

My wife makes faces at me every time I read one of his articles because I break out laughing on occasion.

[da_coach]

Re: OMG Bill Simmons is the greatest

Coach,  I am a huge Simmons fan also, although I have to temper him a bit as I am a Yankee fan.

This is an excerpt from his diary of day one of the playoffs yesterday:
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/simmons/index

All right, I'll ask: Is there a reason why the Giambino always looks like he just finished having raucous sex with a stripper in a 110-degree room at the Motel 6 in Vegas at 4:30 in the morning? I mean, he is COVERED in sweat. It's unbelievable. He looks like Ray Liotta in the last 30 minutes of "Goodfellas."

My wife makes faces at me every time I read one of his articles because I break out laughing on occasion.

I was just reading those summaries. I was absolutely dying laughing.