OK, enough USD-bashing for a while!
Let's rag on an institution that really deserves it: Centenary. I realize that smacking on Centenary is a bit like kicking a small, blind, three-legged dog with an asthmatic, nasty-sounding cough, but . . . well . . .
Anyway . . .
We should take up a collection and pay their exit fee for them to get rid of them, and bring USD in a year early.
Why, you ask?
Simple. Centenary's basketball teams truly, deeply suck, in a way that even SDSU's men's team a couple of years ago couldn't dream of matching.
Let's look at this year:
Men's basketball:
USD: Sagarin # 229, Rating 66.88
Centenary: Sagarin #318, Rating 59.02
Women's basketball
USD: Sagarin # 266, Rating 59.88
Centenary: Sagarin # 344, Rating 42.16
Replacing Centenary with USD this year increases the Summit League's overall Sagarin ranking as follows:
Men:
Simple Average: from 66.66 to 67.39, moving the league to within .01 of a tie for 22nd with the Atlantic Sun.
Central Mean: from 67.00 to 67.72, moving the league two spots from #23 to #21.
Women:
Central Mean: from 61.41 to 62.87, moving the league one spot, from #24 to #23.
Simple Average: from 60.75 to 62.52, moving the league from #24 to #23.
Plus, The Gold Dome makes the DakotaDome look like a basketball palace. No, really. I've been there. Trust me on this one.
And while we have plenty of fun with USD fans on the Internet . . . at least there ARE USD fans on the internet.
Anyway, the floor is open for Why USD Is Better Than Centenary in this thread.
I hereby decree it a No-USD-Smack Zone, as well. Let's leave The Rivalry at the door for just this little while, and broaden our intellectual/smackish horizons a bit . . .
And, if smacking on Centenary is too much like clubbing a baby seal or something, go ahead and invest in some good-natured ribbing of some of our other conference rivals (i.e. USD Is Better Than Oral Roberts/IUPUI/Oakland/whoever Because . . .)
For instance: USD is better than IPFW because I hate IPFW, and I don't hate USD--I just want to beat them bad whenever our athletic teams meet.
(I'd do the same exercise with Southern Utah, except that I've actually got a bit of a soft spot in my heart for the T-Birds . . . nice little arena, Cedar City's a nice, picturesque town, etc., etc. . .) and I'd probably have to plug in UND to replace them, and I'm just not ready to bring myself to do that yet. Especially because I'll observe that as bad as SUU was in men's basketball this year, the Sioux were quite a bit worse . . .
Do I have way too much time on my hands? No, not really, I'm just avoiding doing some other stuff I probably should be doing . . .
Let's rag on an institution that really deserves it: Centenary. I realize that smacking on Centenary is a bit like kicking a small, blind, three-legged dog with an asthmatic, nasty-sounding cough, but . . . well . . .
Anyway . . .
We should take up a collection and pay their exit fee for them to get rid of them, and bring USD in a year early.
Why, you ask?
Simple. Centenary's basketball teams truly, deeply suck, in a way that even SDSU's men's team a couple of years ago couldn't dream of matching.
Let's look at this year:
Men's basketball:
USD: Sagarin # 229, Rating 66.88
Centenary: Sagarin #318, Rating 59.02
Women's basketball
USD: Sagarin # 266, Rating 59.88
Centenary: Sagarin # 344, Rating 42.16
Replacing Centenary with USD this year increases the Summit League's overall Sagarin ranking as follows:
Men:
Simple Average: from 66.66 to 67.39, moving the league to within .01 of a tie for 22nd with the Atlantic Sun.
Central Mean: from 67.00 to 67.72, moving the league two spots from #23 to #21.
Women:
Central Mean: from 61.41 to 62.87, moving the league one spot, from #24 to #23.
Simple Average: from 60.75 to 62.52, moving the league from #24 to #23.
Plus, The Gold Dome makes the DakotaDome look like a basketball palace. No, really. I've been there. Trust me on this one.
And while we have plenty of fun with USD fans on the Internet . . . at least there ARE USD fans on the internet.
Anyway, the floor is open for Why USD Is Better Than Centenary in this thread.
I hereby decree it a No-USD-Smack Zone, as well. Let's leave The Rivalry at the door for just this little while, and broaden our intellectual/smackish horizons a bit . . .
And, if smacking on Centenary is too much like clubbing a baby seal or something, go ahead and invest in some good-natured ribbing of some of our other conference rivals (i.e. USD Is Better Than Oral Roberts/IUPUI/Oakland/whoever Because . . .)
For instance: USD is better than IPFW because I hate IPFW, and I don't hate USD--I just want to beat them bad whenever our athletic teams meet.
(I'd do the same exercise with Southern Utah, except that I've actually got a bit of a soft spot in my heart for the T-Birds . . . nice little arena, Cedar City's a nice, picturesque town, etc., etc. . .) and I'd probably have to plug in UND to replace them, and I'm just not ready to bring myself to do that yet. Especially because I'll observe that as bad as SUU was in men's basketball this year, the Sioux were quite a bit worse . . .
Do I have way too much time on my hands? No, not really, I'm just avoiding doing some other stuff I probably should be doing . . .
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