Dear USD,

[SF_Rabbit_Fan]

Please win more than 2 actual Division One FCS football games in a season before requesting a home and home contract against us.

We don't really want to come to Dakota to play a game we could potentially lose to an unknown, unheralded, transitional team.

We want to make the playoffs, and if we lose to you - however unlikely that might be - it would hurt our playoff hopes.

Even if we win - which is much more likely - it doesn't really help our playoff chances.

We're sure you will understand once your team is playoff eligible.

Yours Truly,

Every Team in FCS Football.

PS--Feel free to share this letter with Stu Whitney of the Sioux City Argus Leader as he does not understand these concepts.

PPS--Call us if you want to schedule a 2 for 1, or better yet a 1 and done.

[1bunnies]

Re: Dear USD,

Please win more than 2 actual Division One FCS football games in a season before requesting a home and home contract against us.

We don't really want to come to Dakota to play a game we could potentially lose to an unknown, unheralded, transitional team.

We want to make the playoffs, and if we lose to you - however unlikely that might be - it would hurt our playoff hopes.

Even if we win - which is much more likely - it doesn't really help our playoff chances.

We're sure you will understand once your team is playoff eligible.

Yours Truly,

Every Team in FCS Football.

PS--Feel free to share this letter with Stu Whitney of the Sioux City Argus Leader as he does not understand these concepts.

PPS--Call us if you want to schedule a 2 for 1, or better yet a 1 and done.

Or better yet, don't call at all.

[Roy]

Re: Dear USD,

Regarding your PS mentioning Stu. A wise upper classman once told me "never pick a fight with someone that buys their ink by the barrel! I was given this valuable bit of wisdom while hanging around the Pub Lobby on second floor of Pugsley Union, 1956-1959