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Re: Summit Tix for Bison fans
Best Lakes impression:
"But, but, but, we've got Woody and Winks, so we've still got a reason to be Bison fans. Those guys are so handsome and can shoot the lights out. They've got big strong muscles too. One time, I saw Woody down-town and he kind of waved in my direction. I was screaming at the top of my lungs, 'Woooody!!!! Woody! I love you!!!! Woody, over hear!!!' I thought I would melt right then and there. I don't know what I'd do if he ever actually talked to me. Probably run to the nearest computer to tell all the people I know on the Internet.
And our football team sold out every game this year and could have been undefeated if it weren't for about 50 or so lucky plays and poor officiating. And I look so good in all those tailgating pictures--you can tell its me, I'm the white guy flashing gang signs.
I'm going to just keep my head in the sand and keep thinking NDSU is superior to SDSU.
Did I mention that I live on the lake and like to fantasize about girls who are waaaaay out of my league, even pretending to have relationships with some of them and then bragging about it to total strangers on internet message boards. And I like to make fun of girls with weight problems. And I like to do the 'Home of the BISON' thing during the National Anthem. Gawd I love America, and Gawd it's good to be a Bison.
Boo-Yah!"
Best Lakes impression:
"But, but, but, we've got Woody and Winks, so we've still got a reason to be Bison fans. Those guys are so handsome and can shoot the lights out. They've got big strong muscles too. One time, I saw Woody down-town and he kind of waved in my direction. I was screaming at the top of my lungs, 'Woooody!!!! Woody! I love you!!!! Woody, over hear!!!' I thought I would melt right then and there. I don't know what I'd do if he ever actually talked to me. Probably run to the nearest computer to tell all the people I know on the Internet.
And our football team sold out every game this year and could have been undefeated if it weren't for about 50 or so lucky plays and poor officiating. And I look so good in all those tailgating pictures--you can tell its me, I'm the white guy flashing gang signs.
I'm going to just keep my head in the sand and keep thinking NDSU is superior to SDSU.
Did I mention that I live on the lake and like to fantasize about girls who are waaaaay out of my league, even pretending to have relationships with some of them and then bragging about it to total strangers on internet message boards. And I like to make fun of girls with weight problems. And I like to do the 'Home of the BISON' thing during the National Anthem. Gawd I love America, and Gawd it's good to be a Bison.
Boo-Yah!"
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