Dakota Marker Smack Thread

[MontanaRabbit]

Re: Dakota Marker Smack Thread

UTH tooting his horn for his team

Judging from that picture he can't see his horn*.





*Not necessarily UTH, but likely a Bison fan.

[Jacks#1Fan]

Re: Dakota Marker Smack Thread

Judging from that picture he can't see his horn*.

*Not necessarily UTH, but likely a Bison fan.

No, it was UTH...I'd recognize that belly anywhere.

[SturgisJeff]

Re: Dakota Marker Smack Thread

NDSU OFFICIALS REPOND TO SHEEP SHAGGING INCINDENT

West Fargo,ND AP North Dakota State University Athletic Department official reponded today to the alleged sheep shagging incident at a home in West Fargo rented by Bison football players.

Asst to the Asst-Asst Athletic Director B.B. Wolfe said today that an investigation by the University this week revealed that there was an incident at the house of the players. "It appears the players were having a party against team rules and had hired the alleged victim and another sheep to perform at the party. The alleged victim appears to have drunk a considerable amount of sheep dip and appeared to be very intoxicated."

Other witnesses at the party also confirmed this story and said the alleged victim was very intoxicated and passed out in the bathroom. They then called for a livestock wagon and had the two sheep removed from the premises.

DNA tests done at the hospital after the incident was reported revealed no results implicating any players. However, Assistant U.S. Attorney Lil Bopeep said her office is still investigating.

Photos taken at the party show the two sheep involved. The alleged victim had run this year for Homecoming Queen at NDSU and the other sheep has been identified as Angel EUWE, an exotic breed at the NDSU Agriculture Center.