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A coyote goes to Heaven:
Mr. Coyote, after living a full life, died. When he got to Heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded coyotes flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Coyote," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here.
Coyote felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner.
It was a 3-story mansion with a Blue and Yellow sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Jacks logo flag, and in every window, a Jackrabbit. The coyote looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. We score 50 points a game, kick the crap out of terrible teams, and even went 8-3 one year.
God said "So what do you want to know, Coyote?"
"Well, why does a Jackrabbit get a better house than me?"
God chuckled, and said "Coyote, that's not a Jackrabbits house, it's mine." ;D
Mr. Coyote, after living a full life, died. When he got to Heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded coyotes flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Coyote," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here.
Coyote felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner.
It was a 3-story mansion with a Blue and Yellow sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Jacks logo flag, and in every window, a Jackrabbit. The coyote looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. We score 50 points a game, kick the crap out of terrible teams, and even went 8-3 one year.
God said "So what do you want to know, Coyote?"
"Well, why does a Jackrabbit get a better house than me?"
God chuckled, and said "Coyote, that's not a Jackrabbits house, it's mine." ;D
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