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  • Augustana Team Flying To Brookings Today!

    Another new airline begins airservice from Sioux Falls to Brookings and Fargo today according to an internet post (author unknown I looked hard):



    LUTHERAN AIRLINES, INC.

    YA, SHURE, YA BETCHA!  DIS IS DA LATEST AIR SERVICE TO SPROUT UP IN
    SOUTH DAKOTA.  ALSO SERVING VISCONSIN, NORT DAKOTA, AND MOONTANA. TRY IT, YOU
    VILL LIKE IT!

    If you are traveling soon, consider Lutheran Air, the no-frills airline.
    You're all in the same boat on Lutheran Air, where flying is an uplifting
    experience.  There is no first class on any Lutheran Air flight.

    Meals are potluck.  Rows 1-6, bring rolls; 7-15, bring a salad; 16-21, a
    main dish,  and 22-30, a dessert.

    Basses and tenors please sit in the rear of the aircraft.

    Everyone is responsible for his or her own baggage.

    All fares are by freewill  offering and the plane will not land until the
    budget is met.

    Pay attention to your flight attendant, who will acquaint you with the
    safety system aboard this Lutheran Air 599.

    Okay then, listen up: I'm only gonna say this once.  In the event of a
    sudden loss of cabin pressure, I am frankly going to be real surprised and
    so will Captain Olson because we fly right around 2000 feet, so loss of
    cabin pressure would probably indicate the Second Coming or something of
    that nature, and I wouldn't bother with those little masks on the rubber
    tubes.  You're gonna have bigger things to worry about than that.

    Just stuff those back up in their little holes.  Probably the masks fell out
    because of turbulence which, to be honest with you, we're going to have
    quite a bit of at 2000 feet ... sort of like driving across a plowed field,
    but after a while you get used to it.

    In the event of a water landing, I'd say forget it.  Start saying the Lord's
    Prayer and just hope you get to the part about forgive us our sins as we
    forgive those who sin against us, which some people say"trespass against
    us," which isn't right, but what can you do?

    The use of cell phones on the plane is strictly forbidden, not because they
    may interfere with the plane's navigational system, which is seat of the
    pants all the way.  No, it's because cell phones are a pain in the wazoo,and
    if God meant you to use a cell phone, He would have put your mouth on the
    side of your head.

    We're going to start lunch right about noon and it's buffet style with the
    coffee pot up front.  Then we'll have the hymn sing; hymnals in the seat
    pocket in front of you.  Don't take yours with you when you go or I am going
    to be real upset and I am not kidding!

    Right now I'll say Grace.  "Come, Lord Jesus, be our guest and let these
    gifts to us be blest.  Father, Son, and Holy Ghost, may we land in Brookings
    ......or pretty close.  Amen."



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    Re: Augustana Team Flying To Brookings Tomorrow

    ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

    You can't teach an old dog new tricks, but you can never teach a stupid dog anything.

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      Re: Augustana Team Flying To Brookings Tomorrow

      From a Norwegian Lutheran, dis is funny.  Vaer sa godt meaning in English, help yourself.. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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        Re: Augustana Team Flying To Brookings Tomorrow

        I believe that flight attendant was on a flight of mine for NW a few months ago!

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          Re: Augustana Team Flying To Brookings Tomorrow

          Originally posted by Jacks99
          I believe that flight attendant was on a flight of mine for NW a few months ago!
          I know that flight attendant!! She's from the Twin Cities area and dropped right out of the movie Fargo. I think her name is Margie.

          Will green jello with marshmellows in it be served? How about rye bread with cheese whiz and olives?
          We are here to add what we can to life, not get what we can from life. -Sir William Osler

          We do not see things as they are, we see things as we are.

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            Re: Augustana Team Flying To Brookings Tomorrow

            That's classic! In the coming months the feature play at the Plymouth Playhouse in beautiful downtown Plymouth, Minnesota: "How To Speak and Fly Augustanian"

            JBNJBQ: thanks for the laughs.

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              Re: Augustana Team Flying To Brookings Tomorrow

              Originally posted by jackmd

              Will green jello with marshmellows in it be served?  How about rye bread with cheese whiz and olives?

              "There is no first class on this flight!"

              ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


              JBNJBQ

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