UNO HUMOR? (or) Oh my rib!

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It is easy to see why our two "friends" from UNO are soooooo funny. There is a long history of humor at UNO:



http://www.unoalumni.org/about_us/fl...e/24/index.asp


HERE IS A SAMPLE


They say humor is timeless, but we're not so sure at the UNO Alumni Association. Check out some of these "jokes" as printed in the very first issue of The Gateway.



Jokes
A flea and a fly were caught in a flue,

Said the flea to the fly,m

"What shall we do?"

Said the fly, "Let us fly";

So they flew thru a flaw in the flue.



When the donkey saw the zebra,

He began to wag his tail.

"Well, I never!" was his comment

"There's a mule that's been in jail."



Miss Anderson: "What are the three words most commonly known in the University of Omaha?"

Shrimp: "I don't know."

Miss Anderson: "Correct."



Mrs. Down (in next room): "Andy, what are you opening that can with?"

Andy: "Why, the can-opener, of course."

Mrs. Dow: "It sounds like you were opening it with prayer."



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MY RIBS HAVE NOT STOPPED HURTING SINCE I READ THIS!