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From the 1929 The Omahan yearbook
Jokes, 1929
Boehler, to hotel clerk in Marysville: "That's an awful towel you have in the wash room."
Clerk: Why, my dear sir, over fifty people have used that towel, and you're the first one that's complained.
Freshman: I want some winter underwear.
Clerk: How long?
Freshman: You boo, I don't want to rent 'em, I want to buy 'em.
Frosh: Is she a hot number?
Soph: Is she? Say, fellow, when you're with that girl, a conscience won't do you any good; you need a Thermostat.
Wainwright: "Where are you going to eat?
McMahill: Let's eat up the street.
Wainwright: Naw—I don't like asphalt.
Quizzenberry (to doctor): My girl just swallowed a mirror.
Doc: My, what a gastronomic form of vanity.
Even though nature made our faces, we can pick our own teeth.
Prof. Weber: Do you understand this, Mr. Fay?
Fay: Yes, Ma'am.
Prof. Weber: Then of course the rest of the class does.
Marjorie: I want you to know that I live on a modern farm.
Melcher: Is it equipped with running water?
Marjorie: Yes, sir! Every time it rains.
Definition of a stomach ache: Trying to fit a square meal in a round hole.
UNO Alumni Association, 6705 Dodge Street, Omaha NE 68102-0010
Toll-free, UNO-MAV-ALUM (866-628-2586)
Now on CD and DVD! They will not be sold in stores! You can order both of these exciting side splitting volumes by sending 50 cents in a stamped self addressed envelope to:
Why we Love UNO
% Fat Jake/Maverdink Enterprises
Omaha, Nebraska 40201
http://www.unoalumni.org/about_us/fl...e/59/index.asp
From the 1929 The Omahan yearbook
Jokes, 1929
Boehler, to hotel clerk in Marysville: "That's an awful towel you have in the wash room."
Clerk: Why, my dear sir, over fifty people have used that towel, and you're the first one that's complained.
Freshman: I want some winter underwear.
Clerk: How long?
Freshman: You boo, I don't want to rent 'em, I want to buy 'em.
Frosh: Is she a hot number?
Soph: Is she? Say, fellow, when you're with that girl, a conscience won't do you any good; you need a Thermostat.
Wainwright: "Where are you going to eat?
McMahill: Let's eat up the street.
Wainwright: Naw—I don't like asphalt.
Quizzenberry (to doctor): My girl just swallowed a mirror.
Doc: My, what a gastronomic form of vanity.
Even though nature made our faces, we can pick our own teeth.
Prof. Weber: Do you understand this, Mr. Fay?
Fay: Yes, Ma'am.
Prof. Weber: Then of course the rest of the class does.
Marjorie: I want you to know that I live on a modern farm.
Melcher: Is it equipped with running water?
Marjorie: Yes, sir! Every time it rains.
Definition of a stomach ache: Trying to fit a square meal in a round hole.
UNO Alumni Association, 6705 Dodge Street, Omaha NE 68102-0010
Toll-free, UNO-MAV-ALUM (866-628-2586)
Now on CD and DVD! They will not be sold in stores! You can order both of these exciting side splitting volumes by sending 50 cents in a stamped self addressed envelope to:
Why we Love UNO
% Fat Jake/Maverdink Enterprises
Omaha, Nebraska 40201