Dumb Nebraska Laws

[JBNJBQ]

Dumb Nebraska Laws:


1. If a child burps during church, his parent may be arrested.

2. It is Illegal to go whale fishing.

3. It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.

4. It is illegal for a mother to give her daughter a perm without a state license.



Omaha


1. Sneezing or burping is illegal during a church service.

2. A man is not allowed to run around with a shaved chest.



Waterloo

1. Barbers are forbidden from eating onions between 7 A.M. and 7 P.M.


Fat Jake and Maverdink have broken both of the Omaha laws on many occasions! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


JBNJBQ

[NorCalJack]

Re: Dumb Nebraska Laws

Dumb Nebraska Laws:
2.   It is Illegal to go whale fishing.

I guess Mav#1 and Big Jake will never get laid in that state. 8) 8)

[OK_Jackrabbit]

Re: Dumb Nebraska Laws

I guess Mav#1 and Big Jake will never get laid in that state. 8) 8)

Awwww snap! That's a good one.

I was going to add that Oklahoma has a law against an open tissue container in a motor vehicle. And the constitution here also includes a prohibition against whaling. I believe the founders of Oklahoma merely copied Oregon's state constitution without editing it very closely. From what I can tell, the levels of reading, writing, and attention to detail here haven't progressed much since then. (Can you tell I'm ready for the move home to SoDak?)