Generic USD-UNO Smack Thread

[filbert]

(poster names are fictional, any resemblance to actual posters is coincidental. Well actually, no, it's not exactly coincidental at all, but I did take the liberty of modifying the poster names somewhat in the interest of humorous effect)

UNO-Fan posts:
SDSU sucks.

SDSU-Fan posts:
No we don't.

USD-Fan posts:
Yeah you do. La Crosse. And yo' momma!

UNO-Fan posts:
Heh. La Crosse. Good one, my Coyote compadre!

SDSU-Fan posts:
Oh yeah? Omaha is smelly! And for you, USD-Fan: Central Arkansas.

Pathetic-Driveby-Fanboy posts:
USD rokz! SDSU drools!

SDSU-Fan posts:
Learn how to spell, Odiferous coyote pigdog!

SDSU-Fan-whose-username-is-lots-of-letters posts:
(hilarious picture-post mocking UNO-Fan)

UNO-Fan posts:
Oh yeah? LA CROSSE!!!!!!!

SDSU-Fan posts:
Ooh, good one. But that was so six weeks ago.

USD-Fan posts:
Yeah, farm-boys, well you still couldn't beat the Mighty Oats!

SDSU-Fan posts:
Did you mean "yotes" maybe?

USD-Fan posts:
See, you admit it! Bow down to USD, foolish Bunny Bozos! BOW DOWN!!!

SDSU-Fan posts:
Bow-wow, you mean. SDSU would rip USD's arms out of their sockets and feed them to them through their mangy pus-filled helmet grilles!

USD-Fan posts:
Oh yeah? LA CROSSE!!!!!!

SDSU-Fan posts:
Ooh, good one. But that was so six weeks ago. And beside, CENTRAL ARKANSAS!!!

Augie-Fan posts:
Hi, hello. Does this thing work? Anybody there?

USD-Fan posts:
What the hell was that?

SDSU-Fan posts:
I dunno. Almost sounded like an Augie fan.

USD-Fan posts:
An Augie fan? Do they even have computers?

SDSU-Fan posts:
Damned if I know.

UNO-Fan posts:
LA CROSSE!!!! LA CROSSE!!!!!!!!!

SDSU-Fan posts:
Hey, UNO-Fan! How's that chancellor thing going?

UNO-Fan posts:
LAAAAAAAAAA CROSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SDSU-Fan posts:
Why am I even encouraging you guys by responding? You're DEE-TWO!!!

USD-Fan posts:
Oh yeah? LA CROSSE!!!

UNO-Fan posts:
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA
CROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEE?!!!!!!!

Global Moderator posts:
Can I ban them all now? Please?

SDSU-Fan posts:
Good heavens, no, this is more fun than shooting fish in a barrel!

SDSU-Former-Athlete-Guy posts:
Gee, I wish I could strap it on again just to teach these USD and UNO guys a lesson . . .

UNO-Fan posts:
*post deleted by Global Administrator 'cause he's just having a really bad day*

Global Moderator posts:
Please, pretty please can I ban them all?

SDSU-Doctor-Or-Other-Professional-Guy posts:
Naw, keep 'em around. Its fun to slap them silly.

Global Moderator posts:
Well, OK then. (Goes off and sulks by figuring out how many of this season's basketball games will be on TV somewhere).

SDSU-Former-Athlete-Guy posts:
Hey, SDSU-Doctor-Or-Other-Professional-Guy, didn't I see you last Hobo Day?

SDSU-Doctor-Or-Other-Professional-Guy posts:
Yeah, I was the guy under the table right at the front of Jim's Tap. Were you the guy wearing those beer mugs as earrings? Did you heal up with the ointment I gave you?

SDSU-Former-Athlete-Guy posts:
Yep. My earlobes are better now, though, thanks for asking.

USD-Fan posts:
Hey, this is supposed to be a smack thread, isn't it? You guys are so obsessed with USD you can't stop talking about us!!!

SDSU-Doctor-Or-Other-Professional-Guy posts:
Hey, SDSU-Former-Athlete-Guy, how are the kids doing?

SDSU-Former-Athlete-Guy posts:
Boy's in first grade, the little one's just about to go to pre-school for the first time ever!

SDSU-Doctor-Or-Other-Professional-Guy posts:
Neat. Hey, are you going to Hobo Day this year?

UNO-Fan posts:
Hey, this is supposed to be a smack thread, isn't it? LAAAA CROSSSSEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

SDSU-Former-Athlete-Guy posts:
Yeah, I'll be at Hobo Day. See you at Jim's Tap?

SDSU-Doctor-Or-Other-Professional-Guy posts:
Yeah, I'll be under the table just like last year. Try not to wear the beer mugs this year.

USD-Fan posts:
Look, why can't you SDSU people get over your obsession with USD?

SDSU-Fan posts:
USD-Fan, why are you here posting on an SDSU board? Who's being obsessed?

USD-Fan posts:
I have taken it upon myself to defend my school against all of the hatred and bile coming from Brookings! You guys really suck. I hate you guys. You're so biased and hateful. I am a paragon of objectivity. Why can't you just admit that USD is bigger and better and more wonderous than SDSU is?

SDSU-Fan posts:
Uh, right.

USD-Fan posts:
SEE? OBSESSED, I TELL YOU! LA CROSSE!!! Our football team would demolish State.

SDSU-Fan posts:
Uh, right. Remember Central Arkansas?

USD-Fan posts:
We beat up Central Arkansas so bad that they haven't won since! And your basketball team sucks! You're so obsessed!

SDSU-Fan posts:
Well, we're out the there playing Kentucky and Illinois and Minnesota and Marquette. You're playing who? Dana? Doane?
. . .

USD-Fan posts:
Morningside!

SDSU-Fan posts:
Huh?

USD-Fan posts:
A couple of years ago! Morningside beat you guys!

SDSU-Fan posts:
Dude that was way long ago. You want to talk about obsessed, I have no idea who USD played two years ago, nor do I particularly care.

USD-Fan posts:
SEE! OBSESSED! LA CROSSE! MORNINGSIDE! AIEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeee...........

(several weeks go by with no posts)

UNO-Fan posts:
SDSU sucks.

SDSU-Fan posts:
Aw, hell. Here we go again . . .

[NightHawk78]

Re: Generic USD-UNO Smack Thread

LMAO.......still LMAO....

Filbert, you should try to get a job with Saturday Night Live. That post made my day.

[jackrabit1]

Re: Generic USD-UNO Smack Thread

Sums it up quite nicely, don't you think? LOL

Actually a couple of things I would add.

1) Will UNO have a sports program?

2) Will the NCC fold?

[MAVPOWER]

Re: Generic USD-UNO Smack Thread

Filbert, One of the five best posts I have ever read on this site. Too bad you lost your job and have all that time to think up such a great post. Maybe you can find some time in your busy posting day to look at the help wanted in the KC Star - I know there is another job out there waiting for you. Very creative post. Maybe Hallmark might hire a person as creative as you are - they are always looking for creative types down there.
Jackrabbit1 - Yes to both your questions.

[1bunnies]

Re: Generic USD-UNO Smack Thread

Mavpowder finished reading the 2 posts on the UNO site. He's back.

[JBNJBQ]

Re: Generic USD-UNO Smack Thread

Mavpowder finished reading the 2 posts on the UNO site. He's back.

They've been treating him pretty harshly over on the uno(dII) board lately. I think he threatened to go to the cops if they didn't lay off:



At least we don't bully him over here on the "breath of fresh air" board. Well hardly ever....


;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


JBNJBQ

[filbert]

Re: Generic USD-UNO Smack Thread

Filbert, One of the five best posts I have ever read on this site. Too bad you lost your job and have all that time to think up such a great post. Maybe you can find some time in your busy posting day to look at the help wanted in the KC Star - I know there is another job out there waiting for you. Very creative post. Maybe Hallmark might hire a person as creative as you are - they are always looking for creative types down there.
Jackrabbit1 - Yes to both your questions.

You have no idea how funny this post is to me. Really. No clue at all . . . ;D

[Coyote_Fan]

Re: Generic USD-UNO Smack Thread

If I was an SDSU fan I wouldn't consider the original post funny at all. Losing to LaCross is a damn good card to hold against the Bunnies in a smack war. SDSU should be head and shoulders better than USD by now not wondering whether or not they would win or not.

Looks like the Coyotes offense is back on track again pouring a 42 spot this week.

[mitchellrabbit]

Re: Generic USD-UNO Smack Thread

If I was an SDSU fan I wouldn't consider the original post funny at all.  Losing to LaCross is a damn good card to hold against the Bunnies in a smack war.   SDSU should be head and shoulders better than USD by now not wondering whether or not they would win or not.  

Looks like the Coyotes offense is back on track again pouring a 42 spot this week.  

head and shoulders better than USD? i though all you yote fans have been saying there is not difference between 1AA and D11. i guess after the central arkansas game, you have different feelings about that. and LaCrosse is the only ammo you have against the jacks this year. and a good team puts a loss like that past them, just like colorado did, just like UNI did. i could care less what is said about LaCrosse, it happened a long time ago.

[1bunnies]

Re: Generic USD-UNO Smack Thread

LaCrosse or not, SDSU has always been head and shoulders above USD2 and always will be. There is absolutely no contest here.

[NightHawk78]

Re: Generic USD-UNO Smack Thread

Looks like the Coyotes offense is back on track again pouring a 42 spot this week.

It also looks like that USD is on track to miss the playoffs again despite a potential eight or nine win season.

You know, Coyote_Fan, you could have claimed FB superiority on this board for USD if your A.D. had swallowed your pride and decided to travel up to Brookings for a game this season. I'm sure your players would have been more fired up for a game at SDSU instead of a game against PowderPuff Tech or a match-up that followed a 15-hour bus ride to Arkansas..........

[filbert]

Re: Generic USD-UNO Smack Thread

If I was an SDSU fan I wouldn't consider the original post funny at all. Losing to LaCross is a damn good card to hold against the Bunnies in a smack war. SDSU should be head and shoulders better than USD by now not wondering whether or not they would win or not.

Looks like the Coyotes offense is back on track again pouring a 42 spot this week.

ROFL!!!