Predictions

[JBNJBQ]

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Is Al Gore a Bison alum. Didn't he invent the internet.

AL GORE, BISON ALUM...



.....INVENTED FOOTBALL!

(and the internet, but NSDU does not take credit for that....)



SDSU 24
NDSU 14

Go Jacks!

[SUPERBUNNY]

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Bison 40
Bunnies 7

We are different on the field than on tape. The big thing will be conditioning. The last game of a long, rugged season will leave some players very tired. The Bison were up at 5am every morning in the summer working out, job, and more working out. We are most likely the most conditioned team in 1AA. Be realistic, this is our year and we are too good.

Our team has been working hard on conditioning as well!  But more than that, they have been eating well which has made a major difference!

Their diet has been focused on whole grains, low trans fat foods, vegetables, and a STEADY DIET OF LEAN BUFFALO MEAT!

The Thundering Turds hit the brick wall this week and the nutritionally balance bunnies win the GWFC Title, the Dakota Marker, and end the curse of the FargoDome!

JACKRABBITS 27
BUFFALO CHIPS 24

Bring that hunk of granite back to it's proper home!

Go Jacks!

SUPERBUNNY  

[NDSUFREAK10]

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Wow I got deep under your skins'. Just trying my best to bring the smack to the NDSU/SDSU rivalry.

[1bunnies]

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[quote author=1bunnies link=1163554734/30#41 date=1163646470]Is Al Gore a Bison alum. Didn't he invent the internet.

AL GORE, BISON ALUM...



.....INVENTED FOOTBALL!

(and the internet, but NSDU does not take credit for that....)



SDSU 24
NDSU 14

Go Jacks!
[/quote]



Was Al Gore the NDSU alum that invented football. Or maybe that was Thomas Alva Edison.

[MilwaukeeJacksAlum]

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[quote author=NDSUFREAK10 link=1163554734/30#33 date=1163640287]Bison 40
Bunnies 7

We are different on the field than on tape. The big thing will be conditioning. The last game of a long, rugged season will leave some players very tired. The Bison were up at 5am every morning in the summer working out, job, and more working out. We are most likely the most conditioned team in 1AA. Be realistic, this is our year and we are too good.[/quote

Gotta hand it to Bison fans. They make my prediction look tame. Here is mine as previously posted.

SDSU 45
NDSU 0

Plus, I think we'd beat half of the teams in the top 25 in 1A. They're overrated. I'm pretty sure we could beat Nebraska this year, but they wouldn't schedule us. Gophs were scared as well and scheduled NDSU to avoid being embarrassed by the Jacks in the dome. This one is a laugher and will be over at half time. Kardoes will probably start throwing left handed. Watson and Koenig will run backwards just for fun. Otherwise we'd probably score 80.

Let me add that SDSU is so finely conditioned that they can play the whole game standing on their hands and outrun any football team in the nation. They don't play that way, though, because it's confusing for the fans watching with all the jersey numbers upside down. The only reason we lost 3 games to start the season was because Coach Stig wanted to see if we truly could win all of our games playing 1 vs. 11. I admit that we're not that good...yet. It's a shame that the Bison players actually spent time sleeping this summer. While they were being lazy and getting their beauty sleep while sleeping in until 5 a.m., SDSU players were busy going on short runs. I will say it was nice to see the team run by my house every morning on my way to work...in Milwaukee. They would get back to Brookings just in time to chip in with the 6th Street road construction. The defense would help with the demolition. The D would simply line up in their base formation and the road would crumble from fear alone. Saved the tax payers thousands of dollars and helped the defense hone their psychokenetic skills. It was a win all around. Also, you in North Dakota can thank SDSU for actually getting some rain this season for your crops. One of our linebackers who comes from a farming background went too far and actually threatened mother nature if she let it rain in North Dakota. Coach Stig had to have a little talk with him and he relented. Thus, precipitation in ND this summer. You're welcome.

[Rabbitlivinginverm]

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[quote author=NDSUFREAK10 link=1163554734/30#33 date=1163640287]Bison 40
Bunnies 7

We are different on the field than on tape. The big thing will be conditioning. The last game of a long, rugged season will leave some players very tired. The Bison were up at 5am every morning in the summer working out, job, and more working out. We are most likely the most conditioned team in 1AA. Be realistic, this is our year and we are too good.[/quote

Gotta hand it to Bison fans.  They make my prediction look tame.  Here is mine as previously posted.

SDSU 45
NDSU 0

Plus, I think we'd beat half of the teams in the top 25 in 1A.  They're overrated.  I'm pretty sure we could beat Nebraska this year, but they wouldn't schedule us.  Gophs were scared as well and scheduled NDSU to avoid being embarrassed by the Jacks in the dome.  This one is a laugher and will be over at half time.  Kardoes will probably start throwing left handed.  Watson and Koenig will run backwards just for fun.  Otherwise we'd probably score 80.

Let me add that SDSU is so finely conditioned that they can play the whole game standing on their hands and outrun any football team in the nation.  They don't play that way, though, because it's confusing for the fans watching with all the jersey numbers upside down.  The only reason we lost 3 games to start the season was because Coach Stig wanted to see if we truly could win all of our games playing 1 vs. 11.  I admit that we're not that good...yet.  It's a shame that the Bison players actually spent time sleeping this summer.  While they were being lazy and getting their beauty sleep while sleeping in until 5 a.m., SDSU players were busy going on short runs.  I will say it was nice to see the team run by my house every morning on my way to work...in Milwaukee.  They would get back to Brookings just in time to chip in with the 6th Street road construction.  The defense would help with the demolition.  The D would simply line up in their base formation and the road would crumble from fear alone.  Saved the tax payers thousands of dollars and helped the defense hone their psychokenetic skills.  It was a win all around.  Also, you in North Dakota can thank SDSU for actually getting some rain this season for your crops.  One of our linebackers who comes from a farming background went too far and actually threatened mother nature if she let it rain in North Dakota.  Coach Stig had to have a little talk with him and he relented.  Thus, precipitation in ND this summer.  You're welcome.

Even Chuck Norris is afraid of SDSU.

FYI Bison fans:

While urinating, Andy Kardoes is easily capable of welding titanium.

DT Eric Schroeder can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

LB Justin Kubesh can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

RG Mitch Erikson does not sleep. He waits.

Anthony Watson is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

JaRon Harris gave Mona Lisa that smile.

[CatchEmAll]

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Wow. MJA and RLIV hit the creative juices this morning. Well done.

In what MJA has come to expect in the "My dad can beat up your dad" portion of the week, I will not dissapoint:

SDSU 12
Bison 38

My dad just can't beat up your dad this week. No, really. I'm not just saying that to get a response. I watched the Bison beat Minnesota, if that same team shows up Saturday we are screwed.

[jackrabit1]

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One time, the lights went out at CAS during a night game. The entire SDSU football team glared and pointed to the east... forcing the sun to come up 8 hours early!

One time, Coach Stig was talking to the Pope. A bystander wondered, "Who's the guy talking with Stig?"

Kardoes can make a brick wall crumble by simply telling it to.

[NDSUFREAK10]

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Try to stop our running game.

[jackrabit1]

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Try stopping Kardoes!

"He's not human. He's like a piece of iron."-Ivan Drago, "Rocky IV" (1985)

[MilwaukeeJacksAlum]

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SDSU 12
Bison 38

My dad just can't beat up your dad this week.  No, really. I'm not just saying that to get a response. I watched the Bison beat Minnesota, if that same team shows up Saturday we are screwed.  

That's more like it.

Somebody tell CatchemAll that the actual predictions thread is located in the "Week 11 picks" thread. This thread is dedicated to each team giving a prediction on how much their team will win by. Similar to saying my dad could beat up your dad.

[NDSUFREAK10]

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Try stopping Kardoes!

"He's not human. He's like a piece of iron."-Ivan Drago, "Rocky IV" (1985)

Oh, we will stop him. Especially when he will have Justin Frick, Brian Dahl, Joe Mays, Mike Maresh, and Ramon Humber running after him all game long.

[jacksfaninne]

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Justin Frick, Brian Dahl, Joe Mays, Mike Maresh, and Ramon Humber running after him all game long.

I think that says it all. They'll be running after him. They won't be stopping him. All game long.

[jackrabit1]

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And he'll run the legs off those hogs!

[NDSUFREAK10]

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Ramon Humber is fast. Joe Mays is fast. Mike Maresh is fast. Craig Dahl is fast. Justin Frick is fast. Richard Bowman is fast.

Remember we never let minnesota get the corner on running plays. Hate to see a QB do what amir pinnix couldnt do.

I'll see you bunnies tomorrow. (even with all this smack I still think it will be a fun game to watch!)

when does the student bus leave tomorrow?