SDSU Vs NDSU The Thundering Turds

[slosho]

Re: SDSU Vs NDSU The Thundering Turds

Oh, I expect another loss this year...but not on Saturday. The only thing getting in our way is your cheerleaders if they break a leash or something.

If I were you I'd be more concerned about the band.

[TransAmBison]

Re: SDSU Vs NDSU The Thundering Turds

If I were you I'd be more concerned about the band.

Late in the game when our offense gets ready to start a play, I fully expect your band to be playing their little hearts out.

[Jacked_Up]

Re: SDSU Vs NDSU The Thundering Turds

The Jackrabbits' new stadium is only half built, but the old, east-side porta potties are gone. So, a review of restroom decorum might be in order for visiting Bison fans.
1 - Don't pull out your camera phone in the bathroom.
2 - One person per urinal or bathroom cubicle, please.
3 - Don't eat popcorn or partial hotdogs found on the floor.
4 - The sinks are for washing hands.
Thank you. Enjoy your visit!

[TransAmBison]

Re: SDSU Vs NDSU The Thundering Turds

The Jackrabbits' new stadium is only half built, but the old, east-side porta potties are gone. So, a review of restroom decorum might be in order for visiting Bison fans.
1 - Don't pull out your camera phone in the bathroom.
2 - One person per urinal or bathroom cubicle, please.
3 - Don't eat popcorn or partial hotdogs found on the floor.
4 - The sinks are for washing hands.
Thank you. Enjoy your visit!

Haven't you been having games at a half built stadium for the past 50+ years?

[JimmyJack]

Re: SDSU Vs NDSU The Thundering Turds

Haven't you been having games at a half built stadium for the past 50+ years?

Now that is some high quality, counterpunching smack.

[goon]

Re: SDSU Vs NDSU The Thundering Turds

Haven't you been having games at a half built stadium for the past 50+ years?

Nope. It was played outdoors just as god or natural selection intended.

[NoVaJack]

Re: SDSU Vs NDSU The Thundering Turds

Neither of our teams is built for a perfect season. We just our loss out of the way earlier.

You only know that in one team's case, and it's yours.

[NoVaJack]

Re: SDSU Vs NDSU The Thundering Turds

The Jackrabbits' new stadium is only half built, but the old, east-side porta potties are gone. So, a review of restroom decorum might be in order for visiting Bison fans.
Answers in parenthesis....
1 - Don't pull out your camera phone in the bathroom. (No chance here. They just discovered Kodak up in Fargo).
2 - One person per urinal or bathroom cubicle, please. (No chance here, either. See earlier commentary on seat-filling).
3 - Don't eat popcorn or partial hotdogs found on the floor. (Saves on the pocketbook - real good chance here).
4 - The sinks are for washing hands. (The possibilities here boggle the mind).
Thank you. Enjoy your visit!

NoVa

[thumper_76]

SDSU Vs NDSU The Thundering Turds

Haven't you been having games at a half built stadium for the past 50+ years?

How are those sick video boards treatin you guys?

Edit: Do they have to convert your intro videos into VHS format to play them on those?

[TransAmBison]

Re: SDSU Vs NDSU The Thundering Turds

Nope. It was played outdoors just as god or natural selection intended.

Absolute poorest attempt at smack I've seen in a long time. Almost as bad as your team's rushing attack two years ago at that half built stadium.

[TransAmBison]

Re: SDSU Vs NDSU The Thundering Turds

How are those sick video boards treatin you guys?

Edit: Do they have to convert your intro videos into VHS format to play them on those?

That's pretty good...but at least we have highlights to show on them...

[TransAmBison]

Re: SDSU Vs NDSU The Thundering Turds

You only know that in one team's case, and it's yours.

How many perfect seasons have the Jacks ever had? I'll hang up and listen.

[thumper_76]

Re: SDSU Vs NDSU The Thundering Turds

That's pretty good...but at least we have highlights to show on them...

And if you sit close enough....you can even watch them

[NoVaJack]

Re: SDSU Vs NDSU The Thundering Turds

How many perfect seasons have the Jacks ever had? I'll hang up and listen.

What, no smiley face?

[TransAmBison]

Re: SDSU Vs NDSU The Thundering Turds

And if you sit close enough....you can even watch them

Maybe that's why we all stand...