Amusement is worth something. I may just open a whole new can of worms with this, but felt so inclined to after "stealing" these tidbits.
Enjoy...
What do Minnesota and pot have in common?
-They both get smoked in bowls!
Did you hear about the Golden Gopher fan who was so upset that the Hawkeyes beat Minnesota that he tried to commit suicide by jumping out of his basement window?
What do you get when you breed a groundhog and a Gopher?
-Six more weeks of bad football.
Why don't fathers of daughters from the U of MN let their daughters date boys from Wisconsin?
-Ever see what a badger can do to a gopher hole?!
"Cheer the team from South Dakota with loyal hearts so true!"
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