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    10 reasons why football is an outdoor sport

    10. Roofs don't collapse making you move three states away for a "home" game.
    9. A domed Bud Grant would be just another coach in the minds of football fans.
    8. "Frozen Tundra"
    7. God gave us football and fall to remind us that life is not 72 degrees of monotony
    6. Have you ever seen a football player's breath in a dome?
    5. Northern dome teams forfeit all climate advantage and northern dome fans forfeit all tough-guy claims.
    4. Real grass stains your pants, as God intended for the gridiron.
    3. Visiting fans' outhouses not possible in dome.
    2. Two words in football history: "Ice Bowl."
    1. NDSU and USD have domes. Case closed.
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    Re: 10 reasons why football is an outdoor sport

    Originally posted by NoVaJack View Post
    10. Roofs don't collapse making you move three states away for a "home" game.
    9. A domed Bud Grant would be just another coach in the minds of football fans.
    8. "Frozen Tundra"
    7. God gave us football and fall to remind us that life is not 72 degrees of monotony
    6. Have you ever seen a football player's breath in a dome?
    5. Northern dome teams forfeit all climate advantage and northern dome fans forfeit all tough-guy claims.
    4. Real grass stains your pants, as God intended for the gridiron.
    3. Visiting fans' outhouses not possible in dome.
    2. Two words in football history: "Ice Bowl."
    1. NDSU and USD have domes. Case closed.

    Dome team beat the SH#t out of a outdoor team in the Playoffs
    BISON FOOTBALL

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      Re: 10 reasons why football is an outdoor sport

      Originally posted by tjbison View Post
      Dome team beat the SH#t out of a outdoor team in the Playoffs
      I thought the Seahawks beat the Saints?

      Anecdotal evidence is the backbone of the smack section.
      “I used to be with it. But then they changed what it was. Now what I’m with isn’t it, and what’s it seems scary and wierd. It’ll happen to you.” — Abe Simpson

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        Re: 10 reasons why football is an outdoor sport

        Originally posted by SF_Rabbit_Fan View Post
        I thought the Seahawks beat the Saints?

        Anecdotal evidence is the backbone of the smack section.

        And don;'t forget Jets-Colts... Anectdotes piling up...

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          Re: 10 reasons why football is an outdoor sport

          Originally posted by SF_Rabbit_Fan View Post
          I thought the Seahawks beat the Saints?

          Anecdotal evidence is the backbone of the smack section.
          Evidence?

          "I think we'll be OK"

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