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  • #16
    Re: From a recovering engineer!

    Two Minnesota mechanical engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole,
    looking up. A woman walks by and asks what they were doing.
    "Ve're supposed to find da height of da flagpole," said Sven, "but ve don't
    haff a ladder."

    The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the
    pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocketbook, took a
    measurement, announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.

    Ole shook his head and laughed. "Ain't dat just like a voman! Ve ask for da
    height and she gives us da length!"

    Sven and Ole are currently serving in the United States House of Representatives


    Here is an engineering joke I do understand. Hope you guys like it too.
    "The most rewarding things you do in life, are often the ones that look like they cannot be done.” Arnold Palmer

    Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.

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    • #17
      Re: From a recovering engineer!

      Didn't make it into Crouthers until my Masters program. Spent undergrad in Sheppard worrying about solutions, in beakers. But the cheer is quite clear and quite good.
      You know that you're over the hill when your mind makes a promise that your body can't fill. - L. George

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