Originally posted by boxerboy
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I'm not sure how to respond or even if I should. I am a Christian and on some levels a rather militant one, I suppose. I'm not sure if boxerboy is really an offended Christian or just taking a poke at Nidaros. I don't think the joke is particularly offensive. I suppose the panties in the pocket implies a possibility of illicit behavior. Perhaps we could change the "ladies panties" to "ladies pink mittens" and retain the essence of the story.
Of course, the idea of St Peter sitting at the Gates of Heaven allowing souls to enter based on the whim of the day is not theologically sound.
Many jokes, however, depend upon an absurd premise. In fact many jokes depend upon this particular absurd premise.
For example, (this one will offend the athiests, but I'm not pc enough to care)
A man dies and meets St Peter at the Pearly Gates. St Peter says "ok, here's how it works. You need 100 points to get in. You tell me the good things you've done and I assign a point value to each one. If you get 100 points you're in."
The guy figures this is easy. He says "I was married to the same woman for more than 50 years and never cheated once, not even in my heart."
St Peter says, "That's pretty good - 3 points"
The guy says, "Only 3. How about this? I attended church all my life and supported it with my tithe and service."
St Peter says "That gets you a point"
"One? I started a soup kitchen in my town and worked in a shelter for homeless veterans"
"Terrific, that's good for 2 points"
Now totally exasperated, the guy shouts, "2 points! At this rate the only way I'll ever get into heaven is by the grace of God."
"Bingo, 100 points! Come on in!
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