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  • Bohl's Recipe for Success

    1. Fill dome with obnoxious fans
    2. Suspend some players
    3. Whale of a recruiting class
    5. ????
    6. Playoffs

    Too bad he can't figure out number 5.
    “I used to be with it. But then they changed what it was. Now what I’m with isn’t it, and what’s it seems scary and wierd. It’ll happen to you.” — Abe Simpson

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    Re: Bohl's Recipe for Success

    1: Recruit trouble makers

    2: ????

    3: National Championship

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    • #3
      Re: Bohl's Recipe for Success

      #1. Great game during great year

      #2. Huge contract!!

      #3. Recruit Trouble makers

      #4. Lose the Dakota Marker game 3Yrs in a Row.

      #5. ????

      #6. Consult LakesBison for Answers... ;-)

      #7. Playoffs

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      • #4
        Re: Bohl's Recipe for Success

        Originally posted by SF_Rabbit_Fan View Post
        1. Fill dome with obnoxious fans
        2. Suspend some players
        3. Whale of a recruiting class
        5. ????
        6. Playoffs

        Too bad he can't figure out number 5.
        Too bad you don't know how to count to four.

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        • #5
          Re: Bohl's Recipe for Success

          Originally posted by TheBisonator View Post
          Too bad you don't know how to count to four.
          we'll be counting to four - as in four straight - on Nov. 13...

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          • #6
            Re: Bohl's Recipe for Success

            Originally posted by TheBisonator View Post
            Too bad you don't know how to count to four.
            Hey.

            All he did was copy down what Craig Bohl wrote in his notebook after he attended the "Rich Rodriguez School For Coaches Who Have Gotten In Over Their Heads"

            It was eerily similar to the gameplan that Bohl drew up for the 2001 Colorado/Nebraska game:

            1. Put on shirt THEN pants
            2. Put on socks THEN shoes
            3. Send 11 guys onto the field
            5. ?????
            6. Cornhusker VICTORY!!!!!!!!

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            • #7
              Re: Bohl's Recipe for Success

              stones in a glass house...

              Nagy's Recipe For Success

              1) lose 8 straight to the Bison
              2) pull scholarships from players already on the roster
              3) hunt and fish and do less with less
              4) request to sniff Saul's jock
              4) hit double digit consecutive losses to NDSU

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              • #8
                Re: Bohl's Recipe for Success

                Why on earth would Saul Phillips own/wear a jock?

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                • #9
                  Re: Bohl's Recipe for Success

                  Originally posted by HandoEX View Post
                  stones in a glass house...


                  Hey, folks, he's right. Stop throwing stuff. We don't want chip the Marker.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Bohl's Recipe for Success

                    Originally posted by HandoEX View Post
                    stones in a glass house...

                    Nagy's Recipe For Success

                    1) lose 8 straight to the Bison
                    2) pull scholarships from players already on the roster
                    3) hunt and fish and do less with less
                    4) request to sniff Saul's jock
                    4) hit double digit consecutive losses to NDSU

                    5) Finish ahead of NDSU in conference standings
                    “I used to be with it. But then they changed what it was. Now what I’m with isn’t it, and what’s it seems scary and wierd. It’ll happen to you.” — Abe Simpson

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                    • #11
                      Re: Bohl's Recipe for Success

                      A few other tips from Coach Bohl:
                      Land a popular, attractive wife to enhance your status as a local celebrity. It increases job security.
                      Show football recruits trophys and newspaper clips from the Bison's glory days in D-II.
                      Avoid playing UND. Play USD instead. Less chance of being upset and humiliated.
                      This space for lease.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Bohl's Recipe for Success

                        Since there wasn't the flooding up north this year to interrupt practice, what will the Bison faithful use as an excuse for a disappointing season?
                        -South Dakotan by birth, a Jackrabbit by choice.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Bohl's Recipe for Success

                          Originally posted by Jacked_Up View Post
                          Avoid playing UND. Play USD instead. Less chance of being upset and humiliated.
                          Again, throwing stones

                          Originally posted by SoDakJack View Post
                          Since there wasn't the flooding up north this year to interrupt practice, what will the Bison faithful use as an excuse for a disappointing season?
                          The refs and Nick Mertens ghost.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Bohl's Recipe for Success

                            Originally posted by HandoEX View Post
                            Again, throwing stones


                            The refs and Nick Mertens ghost.

                            His ghost can't be any worse, can he?

                            Speaking of players that drew the ire of the Bison faithful, who is going to be the unlucky kid to feel the wrath?
                            -South Dakotan by birth, a Jackrabbit by choice.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Bohl's Recipe for Success

                              Originally posted by SoDakJack View Post
                              His ghost can't be any worse, can he?

                              Speaking of players that drew the ire of the Bison faithful, who is going to be the unlucky kid to feel the wrath?
                              Unless a player can match the 5 game ending/deciding interceptions that Mertens threw his first year, I don't see any way a player can feel the heat from the fans that Nick got.

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