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JBNJBQ
05-20-2004, 04:31 AM
You can see a remarkable resemblance. It must be in the genes!

http://www.funnyfreepics.com/index.php?funny=82&cat=5

Must be eating too much crow down there lately.

GSUsTALON
05-20-2004, 08:42 AM
Tell the board again why you wonít be attending the game JBN. Whatís the real reason, canít take Friday off, youíve been offered free food & lodging. I bet the board would chip in and help buy you a $170 tic, or u could hop a freight trail hobo style. The bottom line is that you donít want to witness the dismantling of your little team


MAKE UP SOME EXCUSSES FOR US JBN

JBNJBQ
05-20-2004, 06:41 PM
Tell the board again why you wonít be attending the game JBN. Whatís the real reason, canít take Friday off, youíve been offered free food & lodging. I bet the board would chip in and help buy you a $170 tic, or u could hop a freight trail hobo style. The bottom line is that you donít want to witness the dismantling of your little team


MAKE UP SOME EXCUSSES FOR US JBN


Thanks for asking! I have to go to a funeral that day.

GSUsTALON
05-20-2004, 06:56 PM
Ya, we know

http://amol.org.au/runrabbitrun/images/pile.jpg

JBNJBQ
05-20-2004, 07:12 PM
TILLY (ALL CAPS):

Would you like to see what we do to eagles up here in God's country?

http://www.funnyfreepics.com/funny-437.php



Not a pretty sight!

You don't have to come here to get treated that way though. We'll come to Y'all.

JBNJBQ

JBNJBQ
05-25-2004, 01:31 AM
What no response? Where are all the BUZZARDS?



JBNJBQ

gasoutherneagle
07-07-2004, 03:25 PM
HEY LOOK SDSU FANS HEADIN TO STATESBORO!!!

http://images.net3media.com/funnyfreepics/overload.jpg

"Hey, Bubba... step on it. The game's startin'! How far we gotta go?"

"Billy Joe, we just passed the North Dakota state line. We'll be thar in a few minutes."

JBNJBQ
07-07-2004, 07:13 PM
HEY LOOK SDSU FANS HEADIN TO STATESBORO!!!

http://images.net3media.com/funnyfreepics/overload.jpg

"Hey, Bubba... step on it. The game's startin'! How far we gotta go?"

"Billy Joe, we just passed the North Dakota state line. We'll be thar in a few minutes."

Mr Gas-out-hernia-glee-club:

That is a long name! You should shorten that up a little. Do you mind if I just call you Hernia? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Hernia, don't they teach y'all geography down there in Dixy? If you start from South Dakota, you will not go through North Dakota if you are headed south to Buzzardland! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

SDSU will be doing to your football team what those guys are doing to that poor pickup in your picture.

Crushing them! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

You see just like that pickup, your team has seen finer days, but those days are over! Now people just make fun of your mindless babbling about 6 of this and seven of that.

It's over! The last two years should have given y'all a clue! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Oh yeh, drop the hill billy thing. It's been done to y'all first. I know you are but what am I only works in Pee Wee's Playhouse. ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)

JBNJBQ

gasoutherneagle
07-08-2004, 05:03 AM
Before you keep blowin' sunshine up your own hindquarters, you might want to check this link out.

http://www.sportsnetwork.com/default.asp?c=sportsnetwork&page=/cfoot2/news/AGN3332712.htm

Sports Network is the best informed mainstream I-AA pollster.

Your 81st in the country...just incase you're too illiterate to figure out how to get to the site.

GSU is 12th, which is about accurate. The talent is there to be top-10, but no team that finished the season 25th should be started in the top-10.

We've had one mediocre season...no two. 7-4 in the SoCon is a feat you SDSU folks would kill for. For us, it's a down year. Our last five seasons:

2003 7 4 0 .636 311 232
2002 11 3 0 .786 493 190 Semi-Final
2001 12 2 0 .857 525 215 Semi-Final
2000 13 2 0 .867 506 274 Title
1999 13 2 0 .867 747 262 Title

Sorry but no team wins the title every year. I see a team that had a down year. Not one in decline.

Let's check out your last five seasons in D-II:

2003 7 4 0 .636 297 192
2002 6 4 0 .600 267 224
2001 5 6 0 .455 284 301
2000 6 5 0 .545 291 255
1999 8 3 0 .727 351 309

WOW!!! now there's a powerhouse ::)

JBNJBQ
07-08-2004, 06:16 AM
Before you keep blowin' sunshine up your own hindquarters, you might want to check this link out.

http://www.sportsnetwork.com/default.asp?c=sportsnetwork&page=/cfoot2/news/AGN3332712.htm

Sports Network is the best informed mainstream I-AA pollster.

Your 81st in the country...just incase you're too illiterate to figure out how to get to the site.

GSU is 12th, which is about accurate. The talent is there to be top-10, but no team that finished the season 25th should be started in the top-10.

We've had one mediocre season...no two. 7-4 in the SoCon is a feat you SDSU folks would kill for. For us, it's a down year. Our last five seasons:

2003 7 4 0 .636 311 232
2002 11 3 0 .786 493 190 Semi-Final
2001 12 2 0 .857 525 215 Semi-Final
2000 13 2 0 .867 506 274 Title
1999 13 2 0 .867 747 262 Title

Sorry but no team wins the title every year. I see a team that had a down year. Not one in decline.

Let's check out your last five seasons in D-II:

2003 7 4 0 .636 297 192
2002 6 4 0 .600 267 224
2001 5 6 0 .455 284 301
2000 6 5 0 .545 291 255
1999 8 3 0 .727 351 309

WOW!!! now there's a powerhouse ::)





ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ;D

gasoutherneagle
07-08-2004, 06:26 AM
Yeah, that's exactly the reponse I was expecting.

When presented with numbers and real fact, you are shown for the hot airbag you truely are.

I stay on subject and you start personal attacks, but I guess that is the nature of the inferior smacker.

Rabbit.... natural prey of the Eagle

JBNJBQ
07-08-2004, 07:02 AM
TILLY (ALL CAPS):

Would you like to see what we do to eagles up here in God's country?

http://www.funnyfreepics.com/funny-437.php



Not a pretty sight!

You don't have to come here to get treated that way though. We'll come to Y'all.

JBNJBQ

Hey Mr. Hernia:

Did you see this post? Click on the web site to see your glorious eagles in all their glory! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

JBNJBQ

gasoutherneagle
07-08-2004, 07:16 AM
Yeah, I saw it last night.

You really are pathetic.

Still no valid response.

JBNJBQ
07-08-2004, 09:21 AM
Yeah, I saw it last night.

You really are pathetic.

Still no valid response.

Mr. Hernia:

I do believe you are getting irritated, aren't you? You have dropped the smiley faces from your last couple of posts. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

You are supposed to be having fun! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

We have identified two of your fellow alums from the picture list below. Just so we can put a face with your name, which one are you? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


http://www.billybobteeth.com/webcard/posers2.html


We will try to look you up when we come down thar(not through North Dakota though you moron!) ::) ::) ::) ::)

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

JBNJBQ

gasoutherneagle
07-08-2004, 02:07 PM
Oh, I'm not heated in the least.

I do find it funny that you continue to dodge real football smack to continue the personal assaults.

I didn't bother looking at the link...it's pretty obvious what it will be. As for the going through ND to get to Statesboro comment. It was a joke stabbed at you that definitely went WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY over your head.

If you would like to see a real picture of me, feel free to visit my website:

www.geocities.com/gasoutherneagle

It hasn't been updated for the upcoming season yet. I don't usually do that until August and weekly thereafter.

JBNJBQ
07-08-2004, 06:18 PM
As for the going through ND to get to Statesboro comment. It was a joke stabbed at you that definitely went WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY over your head.

Yeh, that was a joke! Oh my ribs!!!!!! Stop it will you?


You are the funniest guy I have ever heard. Do you write your own stuff or do you have a staff of comedy writers?

Next time check out a map before you make yourself look stupid. The real joke is you not knowing where South Dakota is located. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

JBNJBQ

JBNJBQ
07-08-2004, 06:30 PM
If you would like to see a real picture of me, feel free to visit my website:

www.geocities.com/gasoutherneagle




Mr. Hernia:

You are Robert E. Lee?

Boy you do have problems. Not only do you dwell in the past, you actually think you are a civil war general now in the present. What are you going to be in the future?

Your obsession with the past goes way beyond curious.
I can only suggest counceling! Get some soon! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

JBNJBQ

gasoutherneagle
07-09-2004, 05:09 AM
JBNJBQ, what you are doing is not smack. What do personal assaults have to do with sports smack?

The moderator here SHOULD KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.

I've posted some sports smack. You have perposefully ignored it and hoped to get me off subject to follow you into the "insult" forest. I'm not gonna do that.

I will however question your intellect and knowledge of SDSU football until you can counter a direct assault on your team by a knowledgeable smacker.

On the other thread, your buddy Jack blasted Big Jake as being a "hanger on-er" who never went to the school and just like to stur up trouble. I believe that discribes you to a tee.

Moderator: you need to take a closer look at anygivensaturday and southern-connection. They expand their bases of opposing team fans because they keep a close eye on their smack boards to make sure no one is crossing the line from sports smack to personal attacks. If you don't get a handle on this problem, I think you'll find that soon all your gonna have on here are Rabbit fans wondering why the board is so small and "where'd everybody go?".

Clean it up JBNJBQ and I'll stick around and post here. Continue and I'll leave like it seems so many others have.

As for the RE Lee comment: If you had bothered to READ the text next to the picture (instead of thumbing through my site like a child looking at a picture book) you would understand my views and would have an intellegent counter for them if yours differ.

If you must, stay on the shallow end of the pool. But, don't expect me to come swimming up there with you.

DanceswithRabbits
07-09-2004, 07:34 AM
I am not much for smacking as a whole and I don't have time to surf more then a few boards so I don't know how they do it on other (except any given saturday which by the way I think you posted a picture that is supposed to be me with "Billy Bob teeth" in a non smack section, so don't get too preachy) but here if you want to have serious conversations we do it on the football, basketball, and others sections.

The other thing is that GSUs TALONS was the guy that started this who name calling thing on the football board. Before he came we didn't have a smack board or moderator. So if jbnjbq dosen't smack the way you like blame GSUs TALON, jbnjbq learned from what other Eagles seem to think is the best.

P.S. I did like your horse pulling the car picture, I thought it was funny. Also don't take jbnjbq so seriously, he is just trying to be funny not hurt your feelings IMO.

JBNJBQ
07-09-2004, 07:44 AM
JBNJBQ, what you are doing is not smack. What do personal assaults have to do with sports smack?

The moderator here SHOULD KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.

I've posted some sports smack. You have perposefully ignored it and hoped to get me off subject to follow you into the "insult" forest. I'm not gonna do that.

I will however question your intellect and knowledge of SDSU football until you can counter a direct assault on your team by a knowledgeable smacker.

On the other thread, your buddy Jack blasted Big Jake as being a "hanger on-er" who never went to the school and just like to stur up trouble. I believe that discribes you to a tee.

Moderator: you need to take a closer look at anygivensaturday and southern-connection. They expand their bases of opposing team fans because they keep a close eye on their smack boards to make sure no one is crossing the line from sports smack to personal attacks. If you don't get a handle on this problem, I think you'll find that soon all your gonna have on here are Rabbit fans wondering why the board is so small and "where'd everybody go?".

Clean it up JBNJBQ and I'll stick around and post here. Continue and I'll leave like it seems so many others have.

As for the RE Lee comment: If you had bothered to READ the text next to the picture (instead of thumbing through my site like a child looking at a picture book) you would understand my views and would have an intellegent counter for them if yours differ.

If you must, stay on the shallow end of the pool. But, don't expect me to come swimming up there with you.

Dear Mr. gasoutherneagle:

I am truly sorry! I have gone overboard in my zeal to protect SDSU from outside attacks on this smack board. I am new at this and obviously do not understand how sports smack is supposed to work. If you give me time I may catch on. I hope you will not leave, because with help from experts like you I will be able to cut down the learning curve.

Just to show that there are no hard feelings, here is a picture of my favorite civil war general. Maybe you can put it next to yours, on your web site?

http://ngeorgia.com/people/shermanwt.html


Sincerely

JBNJBQ

gasoutherneagle
07-09-2004, 08:01 AM
http://www.americaslibrary.gov/assets/jb/recon/jb_recon_custer_1_m.jpg

How 'bout this moron?

"We've Caught Them Napping!"

--Famous last words uttered by Custer as he decended on the Sioux position... and probably the last words of SDSU fans as they drive through the gates at Paulson Stadium "Our House".

JBNJBQ
07-09-2004, 08:18 AM
http://www.americaslibrary.gov/assets/jb/recon/jb_recon_custer_1_m.jpg

How 'bout this moron?

"We've Caught Them Napping!"

--Famous last words uttered by Custer as he decended on the Sioux position... and probably the last words of SDSU fans as they drive through the gates at Paulson Stadium "Our House".




Naw, I like generals that WIN!

I am surprised that you would post the picture of a losing general on your web site. You don't give your coaches that much slack when they lose! It is kind of contradictory. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

JBNJBQ

gasoutherneagle
07-10-2004, 05:15 AM
Lee defeated THREE Union commanding generals (outnumbered and outgunned) before the blockade and lack of industry in the South finally took effect.

You can't get a bigger winner than that. ;)

JBNJBQ
07-10-2004, 06:10 AM
http://www.americaslibrary.gov/assets/jb/recon/jb_recon_custer_1_m.jpg

How 'bout this moron?

"We've Caught Them Napping!"

--Famous last words uttered by Custer as he decended on the Sioux position... and probably the last words of SDSU fans as they drive through the gates at Paulson Stadium "Our House".




Mr. Hernia:

A really good lesson can be learned from Gen. Custer:

NEVER UNDERESTIMATE YOUR OPPONENT!

It can be devastating! See you in the fall! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

JBNJBQ

gasoutherneagle
07-10-2004, 06:22 AM
http://ngeorgia.com/images/nbforr.gif

Lesson to be learned from ol' Nathan Bedford Forrest here:

When fighting for your home you'll seldom lose.

JBNJBQ
07-10-2004, 08:14 AM
http://ngeorgia.com/images/nbforr.gif

Lesson to be learned from ol' Nathan Bedford Forrest here:

When fighting for your home you'll seldom lose.

Mr. Hernia:


I don't blame you for fighting for your home (be it ever so humble)! I aquired a picture of it by personal email. Looks like it used to be a business or something:



http://www.funnyfreepics.com/funny-99.php



A two- story setup! I bet that has your neighbors jealous! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

JBNJBQ

gasoutherneagle
07-10-2004, 08:54 AM
I prefer the one-story variety.

Easier to get to the pot at night after a few beers :-*

JBNJBQ
07-10-2004, 08:58 AM
I prefer the one-story variety.

Easier to get to the pot at night after a few beers :-*


Mr. Hernia:

I heard you rented out the basement to TALON (ALL CAPS). He must feel right in his element down thar! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

JBNJBQ

gasoutherneagle
07-10-2004, 09:48 AM
Yeah, he likes being right down in the siht.

JBNJBQ
07-10-2004, 11:00 AM
Yeah, he likes being right down in the siht.


Mr. Hernia:

S till
I s
H unting
T eeth?



http://www.funnyfreepics.com/funny-32.php



Seems to be a problem with a lot of Georgians! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

JBNJBQ

gasoutherneagle
07-10-2004, 01:31 PM
Well, the main problem in the Dakotas is trying to store up enough fat to get through the winter. But it looks like you're ahead of the game on that. Your wife must be proud.

http://www.uglypeople.com/uploaded/5302/blobus.jpg

JBNJBQ headin' out to get the mornin' paper to see how bad Georgia Southern waxed SDSU's tail Saturday :o

JBNJBQ
07-10-2004, 02:27 PM
Mr. Hernia:

Naw, everyone knows that's a picture of FAT JAKE!

You won't find anyone in South Dakota that looks like that. We are both NIMBLE and QUICK just like the name indicates.

One thing I would suggest to you though, don't force your pictures on people. Let them choose to click on them if they want to look at them. Don't want to be offensive you know! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

JBNJBQ

gasoutherneagle
07-10-2004, 09:44 PM
What's good for the goose is good for the gander, hawse.

And, don't dare preach to me about smack ediquette.
You saddled this horse, now you gotta ride'em.

Feel free to back off the personal stuff and I'll be happy to comply. Until then, get ready bubba... you're goin' for a ride.

Mrs. JBNJBQ:
http://www.uglypeople.com/uploaded/18609/ugly16.jpg
"Honey, maybe you ought ta get back to the football talk. The Eagle boy is tearin' you a new one."

JBNJBQ
07-11-2004, 06:43 AM
What's good for the goose is good for the gander, hawse.

And, don't dare preach to me about smack ediquette.
You saddled this horse, now you gotta ride'em.

Feel free to back off the personal stuff and I'll be happy to comply. Until then, get ready bubba... you're goin' for a ride.


Dear Mr. Hernia:

I believe you are really upset!

"Hawse" is a southern expression. It is interjected in a sentence to relay a hidden meaning that the user wants to convey. I believe it means:

H ernia
A nd
W ife
S avor
E nemas

I suppose at your ages that is all you have to look forward to! Here is a picture of old Hernia's wife:



http://www.getfunnypictures.com/crt232.html



Why don't you make her a set of teeth? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


JBNJBQ

gasoutherneagle
07-11-2004, 11:38 AM
Upset? Not anymore.

I've simply decided to start throwing back the sludge you've been slingin' in my direction.

I hate this name callin' crap, but I'm not about to back down from a bully.

JBNJBQ at work:
http://www.veryfunnypics.com/pics/trans/images/hitthebrakes.jpg

I know your little brain is workin' overtime trying to keep up with me on these smack post... But, don't take your anger to work with you.

gasoutherneagle
07-11-2004, 01:32 PM
...of course if you get fired for that little incident you can always fall back on your second job at the zoo:
http://www.funny-city.com/photos/images/152.jpg
I've been wondering what that stench was on this message board. Dude, take a freakin' shower before you log-on. ::)

gasoutherneagle
07-11-2004, 01:39 PM
But I know, since you won the lottery last month, the job isn't that important right now:
http://www.funny-city.com/photos/images/0403.jpg

I'm glad to see you've got your priorities in order. Do you still have enough winnings to give your single-wide a fresh coat of paint?

JBNJBQ
07-12-2004, 05:30 AM
http://www.funny-city.com/photos/images/152.jpg



Mr. Hernia:

Actually, this picture was taken as a very pretty young volunteer was going around collecting donations to feed the needy in Georgia a couple years ago. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Did you receive your package? I heard y'all like it with "grits". ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

JBNJBQ

JBNJBQ
07-12-2004, 06:00 AM
http://www.funny-city.com/photos/images/0403.jpg


Mr. Hernia:

Who are you trying to kid? Everyone can see the rolling hills of Georgia in the background of this picture.

I looked up the license plate and guess what?



http://www.dmvs.ga.gov/motor/plates/plate.asp?ptitle=gs


It's not from South Dakota! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Don't use up all your pictures in one week! I'm going to be around for a long time. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

JBNJBQ

gasoutherneagle
07-12-2004, 06:17 AM
It's funny, I guess you've used up all your material or you're just out of ideas. You keep using my joke pics to make a stab back at me. You brought up ORIGINALITY earlier. Guess what, pal? ;)

Come on JNBJBQ, you can come up with something.

JBNJBQ
07-12-2004, 07:43 AM
It's funny, I guess you've used up all your material or you're just out of ideas. You keep using my joke pics to make a stab back at me. You brought up ORIGINALITY earlier. Guess what, pal? ;)

Come on JNBJBQ, you can come up with something.

Mr. Hernia:

I just think it such a waste for you to be using good pictures and then coming up with really lame captions and statements.

You are not very clever are you? You post a picture of a beautiful young gal and claim it is me on the job. Use what little brains you have to come up with something worth reading.

Stick with me I will make you into a first rate "smacker" if you're willing to take some coaching "grasshopper". ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

JBNJBQ

gasoutherneagle
07-12-2004, 05:10 PM
Oh yeah... so this must be "smack poetry in motion"... ::)





Dear Mr. Hernia:

I believe you are really upset!

"Hawse" is a southern expression. It is interjected in a sentence to relay a hidden meaning that the user wants to convey. I believe it means:

H ernia
A nd
W ife
S avor
E nemas

I suppose at your ages that is all you have to look forward to! Here is a picture of old Hernia's wife:



http://www.getfunnypictures.com/crt232.html



Why don't you make her a set of teeth? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


JBNJBQ


A) you just posted the equivalent of "my dad is bigger than your dad" and then you say I'm the one with "really lame captions."

B) you can't get original on your own pics.. gotta steal mine.

C) you make comebacks as lame as "ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ;D" then claim you're gonna make ME into a "into a first rate 'smacker'".

::) You are, without doubt, the most dilusional, incompetent moron I have ever come across. Maybe you'll get better at this when they finally get television stations out to PoDunk SD. Your smack is 1st grade pal.

JBNJBQ
07-13-2004, 05:14 AM
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Mr. Hernia:

Can you spell "prozac"?

Try to find some, soon! It will settle you down before you go "postal" on your fellow buzzards!

Pay attendtion,Grasshopper, the master will help you if you let me!

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

JBNJBQ