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JBNJBQ
06-23-2004, 11:14 AM
As "89" pointed out earlier, NDSU's board has been running two separate smack threads on SDSU. I looked it over and determined that they were just harmless attempts to fill in the slow time on their board. They have really been pretty lame. I believe it is because we feel a certain "kinship" about our joint migration into the "Big League". It is certainly a lot easier and more fun to go after the usual targets that always seem to irritate us so much. But a new chapter has been opened for both of our programs.

They will probably be in our new conference. We will probably be compared to them more often than we will like. We will be competeing with them for the same recruits.

Maybe we should start "smacking" the Bison around a little, just to get in practice? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

JBNJBQ

bisonguy
06-23-2004, 01:05 PM
Bring it on bunnies! ;D

As the first non-administrative Bison fan on this board, I'll judge the entries! ;)

Please be a little more creative than posting something from a funny pics site(especially links). I'm sorry, but that song and dance is old and weak. :-/ And remember, any in-bred jokes are smacking yourselves, as well ;).

JBNJBQ, everytime I see your username, I think of two things:
http://rbcm1.rbcm.gov.bc.ca/end_species/species/aesdisk1/img38s.jpg
and
http://www.famousbbq.com/images/fp_texpit.jpg

That's the exact same thing Bison fans will be feasting on Oct. 9th. Might need four or five bunnies for each person, as jackrabbits don't have a lot of meat on them.

JBNJBQ
06-23-2004, 02:27 PM
Bring it on bunnies! ;D

As the first non-administrative Bison fan on this board, I'll judge the entries! ;)

Please be a little more creative than posting something from a funny pics site(especially links). I'm sorry, but that song and dance is old and weak. :-/ And remember, any in-bred jokes are smacking yourselves, as well ;).

That's the exact same thing Bison fans will be feasting on Oct. 9th. Might need four or five bunnies for each person, as jackrabbits don't have a lot of meat on them.

Hey BISONGUY:

That's what I'm talk'in bout!

Correction though, we need an impartial judge that is fair minded and well schooled in the fine art of smack. I believe that sneaky old TALON (ALL CAPS) is still hovering around here undercover. Let's ask him if he would officiate the matchup. He may want to participate though, I believe he is feeling better now after his sex change operation.

We plan to have bison steaks on the grill, but we will be using COOKIES BBQ SAUCE not famous dave's. You will have trouble catching enough rabbits to make a meal unless you get lazy and just pick up road kill. In our past life that was as creative as our opponents got.

One other thing pictures are kind of my trademark. I think they add a visual effect to the smack. I don't thrust them on people though. They can go to the site or not depending on whether they like that sort of thing.
Sorry! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

JBNJBQ

JBNJBQ
06-23-2004, 02:47 PM
Hey BISONGUY:

Who is the baldheaded guy in your picture? Is that you?

Fear has a new Face? What does that mean?

Here is a new face for you to use. It is much more representative of a typical FARGOite. Seems there is a genetic malfunction in the gene pool "up there". It is suspected coming from decades of eating LUTEFISK:



http://www.funnyfreepics.com/funny-469.php



Soooo, anyweeeey! Feel free to use it, then, If you like! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

JBNJBQ

bisonguy
06-23-2004, 03:06 PM
JBNJBBQ,

You know who that is. ;D He led the Mighty Bison Stampede that flattened the Jacks last year.

Lutefisk? Come on- that's the inbred jokes I was talking about. I can nearly guarantee the per capita lutefisk consumption between North and South Dakota is identical.

I can see you fear nothing, as you proudly display how many football games the Jacks have won against NDSU in the last 28 years:

http://www.myweb.cableone.net/dehoff/racefans.jpg

JBNJBQ
06-23-2004, 03:06 PM
JBNJBQ, everytime I see your username, I think of two things:
http://rbcm1.rbcm.gov.bc.ca/end_species/species/aesdisk1/img38s.jpg
and
http://www.famousbbq.com/images/fp_texpit.jpg



Is that some sort of code?

You want to "EAT ME"?

Watch this one, RABBITS! Don't turn your backs on this BI-SON!

JBNJBQ

JBNJBQ
06-23-2004, 03:17 PM
I can see you fear nothing, as you proudly display how many football games the Jacks have won against NDSU in the last 28 years:

http://www.myweb.cableone.net/dehoff/racefans.jpg



BI-SON GUY:

Nice of your mom and sister to help you out with that picture. Which one is which? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


JBNJBQ

bisonguy
06-23-2004, 03:25 PM
Is that some sort of code?

You want to "EAT ME"?

Watch this one, RABBITS! Don't turn your backs on this BI-SON!

JBNJBQ

JBNJBBQ,

It's only code if you look like this-
http://mysite.wanadoo-members.co.uk/currentbunnies/tinajordan/tina1.jpg

Otherwise, rabbits aren't too appetizing.


Great comeback about your proud display of how many games the Jacks have won against NDSU in the last 28 (29 on Oct. 10th) years! I'm rubber you're glue. LMAO. Step up, this is supposed to be DI smack, not third grade! ;)

JBNJBQ
06-23-2004, 08:20 PM
JBNJBBQ,

It's only code if you look like this-
http://mysite.wanadoo-members.co.uk/currentbunnies/tinajordan/tina1.jpg

Otherwise, rabbits aren't too appetizing.


Great comeback about your proud display of how many games the Jacks have won against NDSU in the last 28 (29 on Oct. 10th) years! I'm rubber you're glue. LMAO. Step up, this is supposed to be DI smack, not third grade! ;)


There is no doubt that Rabbits are prettier than Bison. I looked everywhere for a good looking Bison. The best I could do is this gal from the Fargo Dance Team:


http://www.weaselcircus.com/funnypics/331.shtml



Looks like SDSU wins the first round, unless you can come up with a better looking mascot. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

bisonguy
06-23-2004, 09:31 PM
Smack is no beauty contest, and that definitely was no SDSU bunny.


Bringing up the subject of mascots:


Jacks to Change Mascot
Chris Solairi
csolairi@argusleader.com

published: 6/24/2004

Use of the Jackrabbit Name No Longer Appropriate

The South Dakota State football team is looking for a new mascot, as they are making the transition to Division I-AA.

What's wrong with the old name?

Jackrabbits are viewed to be vermin that cost the state millions of dollars of lost agricultural revenue. Furthermore, rabbits are cowardly creatures, whose only defense is to run away from danger. This in turn causes many jackrabbits to become roadkill, as they hastily and without thought run in front of a motor vehicle to meet their fate.

"Who the hell wants to be associated with a varmint that becomes a squished carcass on the road?" SDSU football coach John Stiegelmeier said.

What are the other options?

"There have been a lot of names thrown around, but there's defintely one that stands out above the rest." said Athletic Director Fred Oien. "The name under consideration just seems to fit the team so well. It just doesn't get any better than this."

What's the name?

Drumroll, please- the three toed sloth. Huh? Are you serious? "While a little confusing at first, once the reasoning for the name is given it's obviously a perfect fit." said Oien.

First off, the three toed sloth has three toes on each foot. This would serve as a nagging reminder to the Mighty NDSU Bison how many times SDSU has won in the last twenty-eight years.

Second, the three toed sloth is lethargic, just like the SDSU offense in the Fargodome last year.

Third, the three toed sloth spends most of it's time upside down, which roughly correlates to the SDSU offense scoring fewer points than the NDSU defense last year.

The three toed sloth can only move six feet in a minute, which is the exactly the same as the SDSU offense.

"I'm a sentimental guy. It's going to be tough to no longer use the jackrabbit name," Stiegelmeier said. "It does represent the team in a better light with the three toed sloth name, however. Maybe we'll look at putting a word before it, like the 'Fighting Three Toed Sloths'."






http://www.bbc.co.uk/nature/wildfacts/factfiles/picpops/images/three_toed_sloth01.jpg
We beat them Bison this many times in the last twenty-eight years!

JBNJBQ
06-24-2004, 08:54 AM
Smack is no beauty contest, and that definitely was no SDSU bunny.


I disagree! Smack is about everything SDSU and NDSU!

You seem to want to just talk about football. You think the last 20 years has some bearing on this year. Are you related to TALON (ALL CAPS)? July 1, 2004 all the D-II records are not going to matter any more. We will be D-I. There will always be an asteric beside pre D-I records. Move ahead! Don't look back!

What does have some bearing in my opinion are the results of head to head competition, let's say in the past two years. The reason is that half the kids are probably still playing. Looking at the "BIG THREE" the last two years might give us an indication of how the next two years will go.

Football SDSU 1-1 NDSU 1-1
Mens Basketball SDSU 4-0 NDSU 0-4
Women's Basketball SDSU 4-1 NDSU 1-4

hmmmmm. No wonder you insist on talking about only football and only about the last 20 years. Wake up and smell the coffee. Times are changing! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

By the way I can show you many pictures of cute rabbits. No such thing in Bi-Son- ville. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D



JBNJBQ

JBNJBQ
06-24-2004, 09:10 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/nature/wildfacts/factfiles/picpops/images/three_toed_sloth01.jpg
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Hey BI-SON-GUY:

More family snapshots? Who is this your dog? Is everything in North Dakota ugly? Show me something cute! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

bisonguy
06-24-2004, 01:24 PM
The "I know you are, but what am I?" response died with Pee-Wee Herman's career. ::) Perhaps you seem to idolize him and wish to follow in his footsteps. To each his own.

JBNJBQ
06-25-2004, 02:01 AM
I disagree! Smack is about everything SDSU and NDSU!

You seem to want to just talk about football. You think the last 20 years has some bearing on this year. Are you related to TALON (ALL CAPS)? July 1, 2004 all the D-II records are not going to matter any more. We will be D-I. There will always be an asteric beside pre D-I records. Move ahead! Don't look back!

What does have some bearing in my opinion are the results of head to head competition, let's say in the past two years. The reason is that half the kids are probably still playing. Looking at the "BIG THREE" the last two years might give us an indication of how the next two years will go.

Football SDSU 1-1 NDSU 1-1
Mens Basketball SDSU 4-0 NDSU 0-4
Women's Basketball SDSU 4-1 NDSU 1-4

hmmmmm. No wonder you insist on talking about only football and only about the last 20 years. Wake up and smell the coffee. Times are changing! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

By the way I can show you many pictures of cute rabbits. No such thing in Bi-Son- ville. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D



JBNJBQ

BI-SON-GUY:

Why don't you answer this post?

You seem to know a lot about third grade and Pee wee Herman, but you know very little about anything else.

JBNJBQ

bigjake
06-25-2004, 05:04 AM
I vote for the NDSU smack. Any dude like JBNJBQ who writes at 301am has to be classified as a loser. Dude, get a job or at least get some sleep. Now I know why you post such foolish posts - you are in a state of exhaustion that clouds your little mind. Go to bed - loser!!
The thing that would be hilarious if the MId Continent decided to expand to 10 and only took one program. Then the great partnership of ndsu/sdsu would go out the door and it would be "look out for no. 1" SDSU as an independent without even a traveling buddy. Maybe you can travel with Dakota Tech - the NAIA would probably take you.
By the way FRED probably was the one who wanted to put the stairs in such a dangerous place in Frost. He has had a lot on his mind lately.

JBNJBQ
06-25-2004, 05:44 AM
BIG JAKE:

After getting beat up so mercilessly on this board I am surprised you keep coming back for more. Kind of like a moth drawn to the "flame".

I had a dog like you once. You could beat the crap out of it and it would still crawl back on it's belly wagging its tail. I believe it was hero worship or something like that.

JBNJBQ

JBNJBQ
06-25-2004, 06:26 AM
TALON wrote me to say he has a dog that he would like to give to BIG JAKE, since it looks so much like him.

We all know that BI-SON-GUY's dog looks just like him. It seems people are attracted to dogs that look like themselves. Here is a picture of TALON'S give away dog:

http://www.weaselcircus.com/funnypics/392.shtml


TALON told me it is "moblie home" trained, so that will work nicely for BIG JAKE. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

JBNJBQ

bisonguy
06-25-2004, 06:52 PM
JBNJBBQ,

Don't put all of your eggs in one basket, we all know what happens-

http://www.jessicaswell.com/images/easter-bunny.jpg

JBNJBQ
06-26-2004, 11:36 AM
BI-SON-GUY:

I have had a team working on a new mascot for NDSU. It seems the BISON does not fit NDSU any longer. Here are just some of the reasons why:

1. There are probably more bison in South Dakota.

2. They are just big ugly hairy stupid animals.

3. They are too dumb to mate, so they have to be protected.

4. They are prone to diseases that are transmitted to cattle.

5 History shows that the Sioux indian tribes have killed them for centuries.

This obviously takes a lot care and thought to make sure that you don't step on anyones toes (like UND did years ago). Based on our research team's findings here is the perfect new D-I mascot for NDSU:



http://www.download2me.com/pictures/mother%20in%20law.htm



I thought of a lot of reasons why this would make a fitting D-I mascot for NDSU, here are just a few:

1. There are probably more pigs in North Dakota than anywhere else in the world.

2. Pigs are smarter than Bison.

3. Pigs are easier to take along to your games. Just slap a cheerleading outfit on it and no will be the wiser.

4. Since everyone likes to eat everyone elses mascot, what is better than BBQ pork ribs?

5. You could find a cute pig, no such luck with bison.

6. Pigs are stronger and meaner than bison ( pound for pound).

7. They multiply quickly, without much help. A six pack and a pizza will usually get the job done.

8. You could still keep the term "The Heard". No one would get in the path of a "heard of pigs", trust me!



I bet the rest of you have some better reasons! Please share them.


Fear does have a new face in North Dakota!

Definitely the other white meat!


JBNJBQ

bisonguy
06-26-2004, 03:33 PM
JBNJBBQ,

Thanks for the compliment. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. ;D

Judging by the carcasses by the roadside, rabbits aren't too bright. You've proven they aren't very original, either.

Keep working on the smack. There's plenty of time before it's real ;) ;D.

JBNJBQ
06-27-2004, 12:36 PM
BI-SON-GUY:

Based on our research team's findings here is the perfect new D-I mascot for NDSU:



http://www.download2me.com/pictures/mother%20in%20law.htm


Fear does have a new face (in North Dakota)!

The other white meat!


JBNJBQ





What should be the new NDSU mascot be called?

Swine
Pigs
Hogs
Boars
Sows
Shoats
Piglets
Butchers
Hamhocks
Porks

The list is endless! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

JBNJBQ

JBNJBQ
07-12-2004, 08:45 AM
BI-SON-GUY:

I have had a team working on a new mascot for NDSU. It seems the BISON does not fit NDSU any longer. Here are just some of the reasons why:

1. There are probably more bison in South Dakota.

2. They are just big ugly hairy stupid animals.

3. They are too dumb to mate, so they have to be protected.

4. They are prone to diseases that are transmitted to cattle.

5 History shows that the Sioux indian tribes have killed them for centuries.

This obviously takes a lot care and thought to make sure that you don't step on anyones toes (like UND did years ago). Based on our research team's findings here is the perfect new D-I mascot for NDSU:



http://www.download2me.com/pictures/mother%20in%20law.htm



I thought of a lot of reasons why this would make a fitting D-I mascot for NDSU, here are just a few:

1. There are probably more pigs in North Dakota than anywhere else in the world.

2. Pigs are smarter than Bison.

3. Pigs are easier to take along to your games. Just slap a cheerleading outfit on it and no will be the wiser.

4. Since everyone likes to eat everyone elses mascot, what is better than BBQ pork ribs?

5. You could find a cute pig, no such luck with bison.

6. Pigs are stronger and meaner than bison ( pound for pound).

7. They multiply quickly, without much help. A six pack and a pizza will usually get the job done.

8. You could still keep the term "The Heard". No one would get in the path of a "heard of pigs", trust me!



I bet the rest of you have some better reasons! Please share them.


Fear does have a new face in North Dakota!

Definitely the other white meat!


JBNJBQ




Hey BI-SON-GUY:

It appears I was right!

According to the Sioux Falls Argus Leader Sunday July 11, 2004 story:



http://www.argusleader.com/business/Sundayarticle2.shtml



South Dakota Leads the nation in Buffalo production!

Don't worry though North Dakota is # 2. Hardly justification for retaining the current mascot, though!

I think you ought to seriously consider my suggestion above! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

JBNJBQ

bisonguy
07-12-2004, 02:52 PM
And from this-http://www.rabbitsplus.com/euro.html the U.S. (South Dakota included), isn't even in the top five for rabbit production. ::)

Does SDSU aspire to be Euro-trash?

btw- the new SDSU uniforms are in- I didn't realize orange was an official color of SDSU-

http://www.clicket.com/images/16342.jpg
"Argghhh....These chains must be the reason we can't beat the Mighty Bison!"

JBNJBQ
07-13-2004, 05:25 AM
And from this-http://www.rabbitsplus.com/euro.html the U.S. (South Dakota included), isn't even in the top five for rabbit production. ::)

Does SDSU aspire to be Euro-trash?

BI-SON-GUY:

Boy you really went out into left field for that one! Nice try but way short of what you are capable of! Those are not jackrabbits.

We have your mascot figured out, now what are you going to call yourselves:

Piglets?
Hambones?
Snouters?
Grunters?
Wallowers?


I have given you at least a dozen possiblities. Time is getting short you guys need to make a decision up there.

South Dakota #1 Bison production in the USA!

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

JBNJBQ

bisonguy
07-13-2004, 03:50 PM
Innovate, don't imitate. ::)

Looks like the state of SD is following JBNJBQ's credence of "Imitate, don't innovate". If you can't be a Mighty Bison, you might as well try to raise them.


A Jackrabbit running back's last moment of freedom:
http://www.punchstock.com/image/eyewire/3590715/comp/ppe_100.jpg
"Honestly, officer, Jackrabbits eat grass, and sometimes a weed. I wasn't going to smoke all 14 pounds of it, just eat it."

JBNJBQ
07-13-2004, 04:38 PM
BI-SON-GUY:

I have had a team working on a new mascot for NDSU. It seems the BISON does not fit NDSU any longer. Here are just some of the reasons why:

1. There are probably more bison in South Dakota.

2. They are just big ugly hairy stupid animals.

3. They are too dumb to mate, so they have to be protected.

4. They are prone to diseases that are transmitted to cattle.

5 History shows that the Sioux indian tribes have killed them for centuries.

This obviously takes a lot care and thought to make sure that you don't step on anyones toes (like UND did years ago). Based on our research team's findings here is the perfect new D-I mascot for NDSU:



http://www.download2me.com/pictures/mother%20in%20law.htm



I thought of a lot of reasons why this would make a fitting D-I mascot for NDSU, here are just a few:

1. There are probably more pigs in North Dakota than anywhere else in the world.

2. Pigs are smarter than Bison.

3. Pigs are easier to take along to your games. Just slap a cheerleading outfit on it and no will be the wiser.

4. Since everyone likes to eat everyone elses mascot, what is better than BBQ pork ribs?

5. You could find a cute pig, no such luck with bison.

6. Pigs are stronger and meaner than bison ( pound for pound).

7. They multiply quickly, without much help. A six pack and a pizza will usually get the job done.

8. You could still keep the term "The Heard". No one would get in the path of a "heard of pigs", trust me!



I bet the rest of you have some better reasons! Please share them.


Fear does have a new face in North Dakota!

Definitely the other white meat!


JBNJBQ






Interesting to note:

Bisonguy has dropped a couple of things since I posted the picture above.

No more "fear has a new face". No more "the other white meat" hahahahahahahaha.

The guy is easily led! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Now if you will just get rid of "Telly Savalas" you would be down right tolerable.

http://www.igs.net/~spykitten/telly.html

"Who loves you baby? :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*

JBNJBQ

bisonguy
07-13-2004, 05:32 PM
The only reason I droppped those (and it was "Rabbits=Yum", not "Fear has a New Face") was because they might seem smacky when I post on the other fourms here.

Coach Bohl's tagline would be a little different than that of Telly Savalas.

"Who made you the Bison beyatch?" seems a little more appropriate. ;D

JBNJBQ
07-13-2004, 07:17 PM
Coach Bohl's tagline would be a little different than that of Telly Savalas.

You are right! Telly Savalas is all wrong! I have corrected the mistake!

"FEAR HAS A NEW FACE IN NORTH DAKOTA"

http://www.dragg.net/users/pennywitt/elmer/Elmer2.htm

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

JBNJBQ

bisonguy
07-13-2004, 08:56 PM
You are right! Telly Savalas is all wrong! I have corrected the mistake!

"FEAR HAS A NEW FACE IN NORTH DAKOTA"

http://www.dragg.net/users/pennywitt/elmer/Elmer2.htm

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

JBNJBQ

AHHH yes!

The rabbit hunter. ;D ;)

89rabbit
07-13-2004, 09:07 PM
http://www.barbneal.com/graphics/bugselm.gif

Here we see our good buddy Bugs explaining to Elmer (with his Bison horns on) why the Jackrabbits are going to beat the Bison just like the last time that the boys from NDSU made the trip to Brookings! Elmer our NDSU fans tells Bugs that it will never happen so they make a friendly bet.

89rabbit
07-13-2004, 09:19 PM
http://www.barbneal.com/graphics/bugselm.gif

Here we see our good buddy Bugs explaining to Elmer (with his Bison horns on) why the Jackrabbits are going to beat the Bison just like the last time that the boys from NDSU made the trip to Brookings! Elmer our NDSU fans tells Bugs that it will never happen so they make a friendly bet.

After the game Bugs is helping our NDSU fan get ready to pay off his bet. Those Bison are such good sports. Who knew you could find a Bison Green dress in his size on such short notice. If you see an ugly women in a green dress at Cubby's after the game, don't ask to buy her a drink. ;)

http://members.tgforum.com/corafmnoir/Resources/Elmer%207.jpg

Go South Dakota State University! ;D

bisonguy
07-13-2004, 09:22 PM
Good stuff 89! ;D ;D

JBNJBQ
07-14-2004, 07:18 AM
http://www.myweb.cableone.net/dehoff/bison_fear.jpg


Has been replaced with:


http://www.dragg.net/users/pennywitt/elmer/Elmer2.htm


Here are some very important words from the coach on the History of the Universe in 250 words or less:

http://members.bellatlantic.net/~vze3fs8i/hist/histfudd.html

A man of few words!

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

JBNJBQ