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gasoutherneagle
09-24-2004, 04:09 PM
Your ominous trip into the valley of the shadow of death...

...and you ain't the badest mf'er in the valley! :o

Eagles eat rabbits....

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm...rabbit. :D

Hung 28 on I-A #3 UGA
Broke a scoring record (84 points) against JCS
Stomped a mudhole in the I-AA #3 Wofford Terriers (58-14)

SDSU on the other hand is having an entirely different kind of season.

Eagle-Bait!

JBNJBQ
09-25-2004, 07:16 AM
Hey Hernia, where have you been lately? You buzzards all arrive at the same time and depart on cue. It was an amazing thing to watch.

What ever happened to old Talon? How did his sex change operation go?

Good to have you back, just be sure to have some respect for your hosts while you're here.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


JBNJBQ

gasoutherneagle
09-27-2004, 05:36 AM
I'll give respect where respect is EARNED.

We got tired of listening to mindless smack from an unproven new I-AA fan in the preseason.

I, for one, am back because with a few games under our belts... things are moving into prospective.

-GSU rockets straight to the top... as expected.
-SDSU creeps up into the middle of the pack with a fair win against SU... middle of the pack... as expected.

And, at the end of October, you'll get to see how wide the talent gap is between the I-AA elites and your program. SDSU's loss is a given... it's just a matter of by how much. ;)

JBNJBQ
10-02-2004, 08:06 AM
Keep thinking that way "Hernia" the game will still be decided on the field which I've heard is the same size as the one we beat Southern on last weekend.

Think about this:

What will you say when the rabbits stick it to you on your own home field? (You will want to be prepared so you don't sound stupid after the game). Win or lose you will never match the quality of the fans at Southern. They were gracious both before and after the game.

You on the other hand are a bore!

"We have six of this, and seven of that"! None of that has any bearing on this year. Talk is cheap (as you know so well).

SDSU will be using the "Sherman" offense which will undo the GSU defenses, so you had better hope to put some points on the board. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


JBNJBQ

gasoutherneagle
10-04-2004, 06:44 AM
I'll use your own smack against you on this one:

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZz ;D

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See you in the Boro, if you make it. And, you'll see first hand, hospitable in the tailgating area... not in OUR HOUSE.

GSUsTALON
10-05-2004, 07:07 PM
http://athletics.georgiasouthern.edu/sports/football/fbstats.html

Hello roadkill
Hello BBQ
HELLO

see ya in a few weeks for some pre week smack

JBNJBQ
10-05-2004, 08:18 PM
http://athletics.georgiasouthern.edu/sports/football/fbstats.html

Hello roadkill
Hello BBQ
HELLO

see ya in a few weeks for some pre week smack


Hey TALON where have you been? I even went into the eagles nest looking for you a couple of times. Boy it sure did stink in there. I couldn't stay there for very long.

How did your sex change operation go? A lot of us have been concerned about you. Send us a picture when you get a chance. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


JBNJBQ

gasoutherneagle
10-05-2004, 10:45 PM
How did your sex change operation go?

JBNJBQ

Hell, you oughta know, he did it so you could finally feel like the man in the relationship ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

JBNJBQ
10-06-2004, 05:16 AM
Gas Out Hernia Glee Club:


Looks likeTalon's sex change operation went terribly wrong. Here is a picture he sent me:


http://www.funnyjunk.com/p/picture-jpg.html


No wonder he is so angry! Did you talk him into it? It's hard to get rid of the Georgian look no matter what you do, isn't it? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


JBNJBQ

gasoutherneagle
10-06-2004, 06:04 AM
Gas Out Hernia Glee Club:


Looks likeTalon's sex change operation went terribly wrong. Here is a picture he sent me:



Hey, you're the one that's gotta live with him. Looks like he's just your type.

JBNJBQ
10-06-2004, 02:24 PM
You are turning on one of your own? What kind of a man are you? I bet your family fought for the north didn't they! I bet you are one of those carpetbaggers I've heard about. Down there taking advantage of the poor dumb folk. No wonder you have all of your teeth!

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


JBNJBQ

GSUsTALON
10-06-2004, 08:01 PM
SEX CHANGE????? Addition

Ya, now I got 2 and can do u both at once. Sheeesh.


Iíve got 91 posts on your miserable little board & youíve only got 119, JBN. Given Iíve been gone for 4 months there must not be much to talk about surly not your teams season or meteoric rise through the 1aa polls.

On a positive note my father-n-law has found one of your kind in Omaha Nebraska that is flying to the game. I will send him your site address so he can join this nest of buck toothed freaks.

Thank me latter 89 & JBN

Your Friend
TALON

jacksfaninne
10-07-2004, 10:41 AM
Iíve got 91 posts ...


And if I had a 91-pound pile of eagle dung, it would contain about the same amount of knowledge and wisdom.

JBNJBQ
10-08-2004, 04:03 AM
And if I had a 91-pound pile of eagle dung, it would contain about the same amount of knowledge and wisdom.

If you had 91 pounds of eagle dung, you would have an eagles nest. Their nests typically contain up to 100 lbs of droppings. They are not very clean animals. Vultures are a lot cleaner and better looking too. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


JBNJBQ

water
10-08-2004, 02:28 PM
Looks likeTalon's sex change operation went terribly wrong. Here is a picture he sent me:

JACKMD must have performed the surgery.

jackmd
10-10-2004, 12:13 PM
Looks likeTalon's sex change operation went terribly wrong. Here is a picture he sent me:

JACKMD must have performed the surgery.

Did it with my eyes closed ;).

JBNJBQ
10-13-2004, 04:26 AM
Did it with my eyes closed ;).


I sure thought you operated on the wrong end! Now he looks the same no matter which end is up! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


JBNJBQ

gasoutherneagle
10-16-2004, 02:16 PM
Jaws theme is gettin' a hsitload LOUDER now, ain't it?

GSU 54 - CrAppy State 7

We're coming for you rabbits... we're coming.
Quick... get your AD to conceed now before it's too late. :D

jacksfaninne
10-16-2004, 02:38 PM
I guess condeding is what you do in the South when faced with a challenge. It's not an option up here. Don't worry. We'll show up.

gasoutherneagle
10-16-2004, 03:05 PM
I guess condeding is what you do in the South when faced with a challenge. It's not an option up here. Don't worry. We'll show up.

Yeah, 'cause we only suffered the loss of VA, TN, GA, LA, the Mississippi, total naval blockade and overrun in SC and AL before we gave up... yup, we quit REAL EASY, huh? ::)

"Leave the Gatling guns behind. They'll only slow us down." --Gen. Custer :D

JBNJBQ
10-16-2004, 04:32 PM
Yeah, 'cause we only suffered the loss of VA, TN, GA, LA, the Mississippi, total naval blockade and overrun in SC and AL before we gave up... yup, we quit REAL EASY, huh? ::)

"Leave the Gatling guns behind. They'll only slow us down." --Gen. Custer :D


Interesting that you should quote Gen. Custer. His troops were completely decimated at The Little Big Horn in the Dakota Territory by the Sioux Indidans and some of their friends.

George Custer graduated last in his class a West Point.

He wasn't smart enough to defeat the Dakota Indians but he soundly defeated the Southern Rebels in every battle he was in during the Civil War. hmmmmmmm

History will repeat itself! The Sherman Offense is coming to Georgia again! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


JBNJBQ

gasoutherneagle
10-16-2004, 05:37 PM
History will repeat itself! The Sherman Offense is coming to Georgia again! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
JBNJBQ

It has finally dawned on me that you are, without doubt, not intouch with reality. We continue to dominate the top teams in I-AA. You continue to scrape and struggle to beat the low to mid teams of I-AA. Yet, you really think you are gonna show us "what for" on the 30th. What could you possibly bring to the table that the best of I-AA haven't?

JBNJBQ
10-16-2004, 06:23 PM
It has finally dawned on me that you are, without doubt, not intouch with reality. We continue to dominate the top teams in I-AA. You continue to scrape and struggle to beat the low to mid teams of I-AA. Yet, you really think you are gonna show us "what for" on the 30th. What could you possibly bring to the table that the best of I-AA haven't?


Hey Hernia:


The Sherman Offense will scortch and burn anything that gets in it's way (your secondary).
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

We will burn you long. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

We will burn you short! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Keep the women and children out of the way because we don't want you using that lame excuse again!

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


JBNJBQ

Dakota
10-16-2004, 06:40 PM
It has finally dawned on me that you are, without doubt, not intouch with reality. We continue to dominate the top teams in I-AA. You continue to scrape and struggle to beat the low to mid teams of I-AA. Yet, you really think you are gonna show us "what for" on the 30th. What could you possibly bring to the table that the best of I-AA haven't?



reality is if SGU doen't win by 60 points it will be a loss, SDSU has nothing to lose and will come to play. This is our transition year. The mighty Eagles better sore because if the Rabbits win or keep it close. That is just as good as a win.

But hey we the underdogs, "we will be your huckleberry"

We coming to win

Eaglegus-2
10-26-2004, 07:20 AM
I see that you expect us to score 60 points. Nope! Coach will not do that to a bunch of Dakota sissies.

I remember visiting your fair State during Easter for spring break. Nice place with nice looking women.

Why don't you teach them to shave under their arms.

Disgusting~

Back to the facts on hand. GSU will decimate your team in all aspects of the game. Sure hope you will rebound to show up for your next game on the schedule.

See you girls in Jawga!!!!!!!!

GUS
10-27-2004, 06:59 PM
Dammit man! Looks like I got here late!

JBNJBQ
10-27-2004, 07:17 PM
I see that you expect us to score 60 points. Nope! Coach will not do that to a bunch of Dakota sissies.

I remember visiting your fair State during Easter for spring break. Nice place with nice looking women.

Why don't you teach them to shave under their arms.

Disgusting~

Back to the facts on hand. GSU will decimate your team in all aspects of the game. Sure hope you will rebound to show up for your next game on the schedule.

See you girls in Jawga!!!!!!!!




Hey EAGLEGAS2:


I found a picture of GSU'S homecoming queen on your official website:



http://www.funnyfreepics.com/funny-15.php



Boy, given a choice I'll take a little underarm hair on a pretty girl any day over the best Georgia has to offer!


;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


JBNJBQ

gasoutherneagle
10-30-2004, 02:25 PM
Hey Hernia:


The Sherman Offense will scortch and burn anything that gets in it's way (your secondary).
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

We will burn you long. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

We will burn you short! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Keep the women and children out of the way because we don't want you using that lame excuse again!

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


JBNJBQ



Looks like Sherman got his arse whupped this time, huh?

JBNJBQ
10-30-2004, 03:39 PM
Looks like Sherman got his arse whupped this time, huh?

Just one battle! The war goes on! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


JBNJBQ