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  • More UNO Humor Volume 2 (can you stand it?)

    Back by popular demand "even more UNO Humor":



    http://www.unoalumni.org/about_us/fl...e/59/index.asp


    From the 1929 The Omahan yearbook

    Jokes, 1929


    Boehler, to hotel clerk in Marysville: "That's an awful towel you have in the wash room."

    Clerk: Why, my dear sir, over fifty people have used that towel, and you're the first one that's complained.



    Freshman: I want some winter underwear.

    Clerk: How long?

    Freshman: You boo, I don't want to rent 'em, I want to buy 'em.



    Frosh: Is she a hot number?

    Soph: Is she? Say, fellow, when you're with that girl, a conscience won't do you any good; you need a Thermostat.



    Wainwright: "Where are you going to eat?

    McMahill: Let's eat up the street.

    Wainwright: Naw—I don't like asphalt.



    Quizzenberry (to doctor): My girl just swallowed a mirror.

    Doc: My, what a gastronomic form of vanity.



    Even though nature made our faces, we can pick our own teeth.



    Prof. Weber: Do you understand this, Mr. Fay?

    Fay: Yes, Ma'am.

    Prof. Weber: Then of course the rest of the class does.



    Marjorie: I want you to know that I live on a modern farm.

    Melcher: Is it equipped with running water?

    Marjorie: Yes, sir! Every time it rains.



    Definition of a stomach ache: Trying to fit a square meal in a round hole.



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    Toll-free, UNO-MAV-ALUM (866-628-2586)





    Now on CD and DVD! They will not be sold in stores! You can order both of these exciting side splitting volumes by sending 50 cents in a stamped self addressed envelope to:


    Why we Love UNO
    % Fat Jake/Maverdink Enterprises
    Omaha, Nebraska 40201

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