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JBNJBQ
06-26-2005, 03:15 PM
TALON:

I just found out that Nebraska doesn't honor Georgian drivers licenses. You'll need a temporary Nebraska Drivers LIcense if you intend to rent a car when you fly into Omaha in October. I ran a copy (below) so you could send it in ahead of time. You don't want to stay in Omaha any longer than you have to.
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Temporary Nebraska Driver's Application
Georgians: Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.


Last name: ________________
First name:
[_] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue
[_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo
[_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann
[_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee
[_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen
[_] Billy-Jack [_] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue
Age: ____ (if unsure, guess)
Sex: [_]M [_]F [_]None
Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right
Occupation:
[_] Farmer [_] Mechanic
[_] Hair Dresser [_] Waitress
[_] Un-employed [_] Dirty Politician
Spouse's Name: __________________________
2nd Spouse's Name: __________________________
3rd Spouse's Name: __________________________
Lover's Name: __________________________
Number of children living in household: ___
Number of children living in shed: ___
Number of children that are yours: ___
Mother's Name: _______________________
Father's Name: _______________________
Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)
If you obtained a higher education what was your
major?
[_] 5th grade [_] 6th grade
Do you [_] own or [_] rent your mobile home?
Vehicles you own and where you keep them:
___ Total number of vehicles you own
___ Number of vehicles that still crank
___ Number of vehicles in front yard
___ Number of vehicles in back yard
___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks
Age you started drivin ______ (If over 10 are you are
still slow lerrnin ? [_] Yes [_] No)
Firearms you own and where you keep them:
____ truck ____ kitchen
____ bedroom ____ bathroom/outhouse
____ shed ____ pawnshop
Model and year of your pickup: _____________ 194_
Do you have a gun rack?
[_] Yes [_] No; If no, please explain:
Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
[_] The National Enquirer [_] The Globe
[_] TV Guide [_] Soap Opera Digest
[_] Rifle and Shotgun [_] Bassmasters
___ Number of times you've seen a UFO
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO
How often do you bathe:
[_] Weekly
[_] Monthly
[_] Not Applicable
How many teeth in YOUR mouth? ___
Color of teeth:
[_] Yellow [_] Brownish-Yellow
[_] Brown [_] Black
[_] N/A
Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
[_] Red-Man [_] Skoal
How far is your home from a paved road?
[_] 1 mile
[_] 2 miles
[_] don't know
________________________________________________


Good Luck! See you in October? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


JBNJBQ

GSUsTALON
06-27-2005, 05:16 AM
Bwha ha ha ha ha ha ha......U lie'n ba****d U

U teller of half-truths

For those of you , in the east , not in the know

U donít need a "auto" license in the mid-western belt

If u do plan to drive from Omaha to SD's campus (i.e. the Ponderosa) u will need a class d2 agricultural license to rent your tractor/reaper/combine at the airport. I have contacted John Deer and they will have extra B2000 air cabs on hand for the throngs of GSU fans making the trip. Mention JBN's or my name and receive 2 free tickets to the agricultural fair.

GSUsTALON
06-27-2005, 05:33 AM
I'm putting in my request for a female escort to the game (35-45ish). She should be HOT but not overpowering. Someone that enjoys football but can dance... err cut the rug, soís I can win the blue ribbon at the agricultural fairs Ho-Down.

I do not want JBN in charge of this important assignment. His lack of taste, peonage & his she-male fetish exclude him this important task.

JBNJBQ
06-27-2005, 11:00 AM
I'm putting in my request for a female escort to the game (35-45ish). She should be HOT but not overpowering. Someone that enjoys football but can dance... err cut the rug, sobís I can win the blue ribbon at the agricultural fairs Ho-Down.

I do not want JBN in charge of this important assignment. His lack of taste, peonage & she-male fetish exclude him this important task.


We were all betting you would just latch onto the gal at the car rental place in Omaha. She seemed to be just your type:


http://waronspam.com/images/gallery/mad_dog/pages/1_jpg.htm



I do admit there is not really a lot to choose from in Omaha! I'll see what I can do for you!;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


JBNJBQ

GSUsTALON
06-27-2005, 05:17 PM
And this is why JBN is not in charge of "THE IMPORTANT TASK"!

JBN, if youre the "Omaha Pimp" I'd kick your a** and you'd owe me money.

JBNJBQ
06-27-2005, 05:41 PM
And this is why JBN is not in charge of "THE IMPORTANT TASK"!

JBN, if youre the "Omaha Pimp" I'd kick your a** and you'd owe me money.


Naw, that's Mavericks#D2:




http://waronspam.com/images/gallery/mad_dog/pages/11_jpg.htm




I live a long ways from Omaha, fortunately!

Give Mavericks#D2 a call. I am sure he will fix you up while you're in Omaha.

Good Luck!;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


JBNJBQ