Johnny One-Note

[jackrabit1]

I've noticed on this board that the smack is becoming a bit one-dimensional from our favorite critics the Mav Morons and the USD puppy fan.

Why? Because of our loss to LaCrosse. But that's okay, before then, they railed on the Basketball player incident.

Now while I enjoy their idiotic postings as much as the next person, I fear that there is a marked lack of creativity. Now the loss the end-all, be-all insult. And frankly, it's starting to sound like a broken record.

Now everytime we mention something, it's "You lost to LaCrosse"

I can just see it five years from now...

"Hey, our women's basketball team beat the defending national champions!"
"Well, you lost to LaCrosse"

"Our equestrian team just won the national title!"
"Well, you lost to LaCrosse"

"South Dakota State University has it's largest enrollment EVER!!!"
"Well, you lost to LaCrosse"

"US News and World Report names us one of the top schools in the nation!"
"Well, you lost to LaCrosse"

"We're going to March Madness!"
"Well, you lost to LaCrosse"

"The Jacks just won the Big West Football Title!"
"Well, you lost to LaCrosse"

"UNO is cutting its football program!"
"Well, you lost to LaCrosse"


Get the picture? If you're the Mav Morons or the puppy fan, you probably don't.

Guys, next time I'll use simple words and pictures!

[JBNJBQ]

Re: Johnny One-Note

I've noticed on this board that the smack is becoming a bit one-dimensional from our favorite critics the Mav Morons and the USD puppy fan.

Why? Because of our loss to LaCrosse. But that's okay, before then, they railed on the Basketball player incident.

Now while I enjoy their idiotic postings as much as the next person, I fear that there is a marked lack of creativity. Now the loss the end-all, be-all insult. And frankly, it's starting to sound like a broken record.

Now everytime we mention something, it's "You lost to LaCrosse"

I can just see it five years from now...

"Hey, our women's basketball team beat the defending national champions!"
"Well, you lost to LaCrosse"

"Our equestrian team just won the national title!"
"Well, you lost to LaCrosse"

"South Dakota State University has it's largest enrollment EVER!!!"
"Well, you lost to LaCrosse"

"US News and World Report names us one of the top schools in the nation!"
"Well, you lost to LaCrosse"

"We're going to March Madness!"
"Well, you lost to LaCrosse"

"The Jacks just won the Big West Football Title!"
"Well, you lost to LaCrosse"

"UNO is cutting its football program!"
"Well, you lost to LaCrosse"


Get the picture? If you're the Mav Morons or the puppy fan, you probably don't.

Guys, next time I'll use simple words and pictures!

You, sir, are a scholar! Perhaps even a prophet! Great work!

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


JBNJBQ

[jackrabit1]

Re: Johnny One-Note

Now... if only this "Prophet" could turn this into "Profit," I'd be set! ;D

[Mavs_Rule]

Re: Johnny One-Note

You guys lost to La Crosse????? When did this happen? This must be some kind of sick joke. You really expect me to believe that you lost to La Crosse? Now that is a good one!!!!

[jackrabit1]

Re: Johnny One-Note

Mavs Rule = Johnny One-Note

[JBNJBQ]

Re: Johnny One-Note

You guys lost to La Crosse????? When did this happen? This must be some kind of sick joke. You really expect me to believe that you lost to La Crosse? Now that is a good one!!!!

Yes it is true. It was just about the time that uno(dII's) whole athletic department started to unravel.

Our loss is behind us, but uno(dII's) problems will continue for months possibly years before all the corruption and graft are exposed. Who knows who will be left when smoke clears down there. Will there even be an athletic department? I feel sorry for what you are having to go through.

I feel your pain!

If it helps you and your unfortunate half wit brother to come to our board for the intellectual butt whooping you always receive, so be it. We are all kind hearted souls here.


;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


JBNJBQ