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  • The real reasons David Sayler left USD

    Mr. Sayler never visited the campus in Vermillion before accepting a job there. That's because he mistakenly thought he was becoming the AD at the University of San Diego.
    This space for lease.

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    Re: The real reasons David Sayler left USD

    It became apparent to him that he would not be able to advance to AD at Vermillion High School any time in the near future.
    This space for lease.

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      Re: The real reasons David Sayler left USD

      The NCAA would not let him change the Coyotes' nickname to the Fighting Sioux.
      This space for lease.

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        Re: The real reasons David Sayler left USD

        Smack scorecard:

        Post #1: 7.5/10
        Post #2: 1.25/10
        Post #3: 7.95/10 (not counting 0.75 bonus for ricochet UND smack)

        (IMHO, natch)
        "I think we'll be OK"

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          Re: The real reasons David Sayler left USD

          Originally posted by Jacked_Up View Post
          Mr. Sayler never visited the campus in Vermillion before accepting a job there. That's because he mistakenly thought he was becoming the AD at the University of San Diego.
          Then he got an opportunity to reside along the beaches of tropical Miami (What do you mean the school is in Ohio?! Ah #%**, not again!).
          If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.
          - Steven Wright

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          • #6
            Re: The real reasons David Sayler left USD

            Originally posted by Kemo View Post
            Then he got an opportunity to reside along the beaches of tropical Miami (What do you mean the school is in Ohio?! Ah #%**, not again!).
            Haha!!

            He was in on the tax fraud scheme with the FB players to supplement his income. When that blew up he bolted.

            Ed promised him kick backs from the funds raised at FB camps and then spent it all on himself.

            He thought they were the Jackrabbits.
            We are here to add what we can to life, not get what we can from life. -Sir William Osler

            We do not see things as they are, we see things as we are.

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            • #7
              Re: The real reasons David Sayler left USD

              10 - How long could you stand living in Vermillion?

              9 - As AD at the other USD and the other Miami, he's one step closer to dream gig: AD at the other SDSU.

              8 - After 2-1/2 years, he finally attended a game at the Dakota Dome. Immediately started looking for work elsewhere.

              7 - Thought membership in the MAC came with a lifetime supply of Big Macs.

              6 - Job perk: Ohio State season tickets

              5 - Chance to attend a bowl game in Detroit!

              4 - Oxford cable carries the Big Ten Network and the Spanish Home Shopping Network

              3 - Come on! Miami's the Cradle of Coaches!!

              2 - Got tired of having to wear Charlie Coyote costume to games.

              1 - Hockey!

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                Re: The real reasons David Sayler left USD

                Much like USD students at sporting events, Sayler left before things (eg. facilities) were finished.

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                  Re: The real reasons David Sayler left USD

                  Originally posted by UWMandSDSU View Post
                  Much like USD students at sporting events, Sayler left before things (eg. facilities) were finished.
                  Cant top this one, rep pts given

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                    Re: The real reasons David Sayler left USD

                    The smack threads can be educational too! I learned from Zooropa's top 10 list that Miami of Ohio has hockey. (Can you tell I'm not a hockey fan?)

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                      Re: The real reasons David Sayler left USD

                      Truth be told (or maybe it's just an internet rumor), Sayler went looking for a different job when two USD alumns, JackJD and JackMD, insisted that the Yotes add barrel racin' and rasslin'.
                      Last edited by Azsod73; 12-15-2012, 08:22 PM.

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                        Re: The real reasons David Sayler left USD

                        Originally posted by zooropa View Post
                        10 - How long could you stand living in Vermillion?

                        9 - As AD at the other USD and the other Miami, he's one step closer to dream gig: AD at the other SDSU.

                        8 - After 2-1/2 years, he finally attended a game at the Dakota Dome. Immediately started looking for work elsewhere.

                        7 - Thought membership in the MAC came with a lifetime supply of Big Macs.

                        6 - Job perk: Ohio State season tickets

                        5 - Chance to attend a bowl game in Detroit!

                        4 - Oxford cable carries the Big Ten Network and the Spanish Home Shopping Network

                        3 - Come on! Miami's the Cradle of Coaches!!

                        2 - Got tired of having to wear Charlie Coyote costume to games.

                        1 - Hockey!
                        Woodard Hayes once coached at Miami, before he came to Ohio State.

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                        • #13
                          Re: The real reasons David Sayler left USD

                          USD...where fans stay for two quarters and AD's two years.
                          "I'd like to thank the good Lord for making me a Yankee." - Joe D.

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                            Re: The real reasons David Sayler left USD

                            Saw indoor football for the first time.

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                            • #15
                              Re: The real reasons David Sayler left USD

                              Finally realized the only decent place to eat in Vermillion was Burger King after tiring of the drive to JoDeans in Yankton and BWW in Sioux City.

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